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The evil computer part II |
Royal`light wasn't a bad player, but he kept attacking people just as teal would start
to harass him. Ouch. But was white really screwed? I soon learned that his little plan to fake
me out had worked quite well, as he suddenly appeared in my base with over a dozen
goons and a few arbiters.I had about 6 templar standing around. However, this time around, he was very cautious and managed to stasis over half my templar before I ever noticed the attack. He had started to destroy the lower middle parts of my base, and my left over templar arrived to fight. The war was between his arbiters and my templar.  After I killed a dozen of his dragoons through the most predictable of means, he warped in 8 or so more goons. Luckily, my waiting arbiter finally had enough magic to use his very own recall. I recalled in a good 16 zealots and a few archons, and made quick work of his attack (although he stasised half my army). Funny enough, teal then hits my unhappy foe again:  But luckily, he had a few dark templar standing around, and only lost two gateways to this sudden attack. As any smart player would do, I decided to counter attack with all those zealots I had left over after recalling them into my main base (from above). I charged his main base wondering what exactly was left. I saw that he had no opposition, so I 
marched straight in and started causing havoc. Then those same dark templar rained on my party.
But not before I caused a little damage here and there, after all, it was 18 zealots.
My unhappy foe was then hit with an army of scouts, zealots, and carriers only one minute
later. Mysteriously, again, teal decides to leave only a lone carrier to harass him, but not
kill my lucky opponent. My pissed foe was angered that he had lost his fresh arbiter. I
was just happy I had my new photon cannons.But teal just won't let up. The moron decides to hit me next with a large force of zealots, 
scouts, corsair, and most annoyingly, dark archons. After I struggle a while and wipe
out his attack, losing only photon cannons, a lone dark archon, inside a shuttle,
drops out, and as the computer can cheaply do, instantly, as it comes out, feeds my
poor arbiter back into oblivion.I get a little more nervous about teal and decide to move my men in front of my base. Royal`light continues to build arbiters in his quest to recall drop me. I begin to gather my 24 archons at my upper expansion to ready for an attack. 
Then teal, again, hits me with a larger force of zealots, scouts, archons,
dragoons, dark templar and a reaver. Luckily this time I had 12 archons standing around...
I lost most of them, but the attack is thwarted. Of course, the fucking computer
steals my full magic, full life arbiter and flies off with it.
I begin waiting for my arbiters to get enough energy so I can recall my huge army of archons... When suddenly... 
Well, well, look here, a large drop from white again. This time, reavers and dragoons...
They take out a large portion of my lower cannons that I had rebuilt earlier in
no time flat. This time, half of his army is destroyed by my cannon field, the other
quarter, by my storms. And the last remaining few were killed by my archons, cloaked
in the shadows of my shiney new arbiter.
And just to remind us that teal is a comp, he decides to expand to the right side
of the middle. And of course, teal just can't leave his pretty paws off of my foe as he takes
out the pylon supporting white's tribunal, fleet beacon, forge, stargate, and templar archives.
Lured out by teal, half of my upper archons attack his top middle expansion. At this point, 
I decide teal needs to pay for all his sins. I fly my arbiter across the map, over to his base,
as I utter,
 I clumped my big group of archons together, took a deep breath, and recalled a dozen or more archons into the heart of teal's base. I stasised a carrier or two, and my archons began to wreck havoc. They got murdered. Teal sent storm after storm, web after web at my archons. In a slight state of shock after watching that many archons die in 10 seconds, I decided to screw the mock strategies... I was going all out dragoons now. Screw my templar! 
So I warped them all together. And that damn teal was such a bastard. Comp dies first.
Teal is now currently harassing my foe again with carriers and reavers.
My foe begins to ask me to save him from the computer (LOL)
and ally up against him. Both of them
had been a real pain this game: I was intent on winning.
When I had a block of goons, I sent them in. I suicide my archons at white,
and went to massacre teal with my 25 or so dragoons. All the shit that was harassing teal
came to intercept my attack, but alas, futile against a continuous stream of goons. Until
the very end, my storm crazy computer kept fighting, but eventually: ...Say what? Let's look at that again. *I rub my eyes in disbelief* THANK YOU GOD!!!! 
My archons moved to fight Royal`light, but the man had erected a cannon wall.
I decided this was a time for a little brain power. I needed decoys.Eventually, my fusion cutters brought him down. 
He was hoping I'd ally with him... But I'm so incredibly nice, and hate winning.
After a moment of him thinking I'd finish him off, I decided to leave. It was dinner anyway.
He won. The game was 54:22 minutes. I hate teal now. |
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