Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later, but the unearthing of this organization has brought about many due changes that must be accepted in order for the new order to take effect. I have prepared a showcase of the changes for you:
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All contact with the following parties must cease immediately:
- Paul
- The word "Paul" is no longer acceptable except in the following
specific situations:
- Paul you stupid "fuck" -- "Fuck" may be exchanged for the noun of your choice.
- Paul I fucking hate you!
- Paul maybe you should just kill yourself.
- And above all, the killing of Paul (AKA <WsF>Jedi-Zelda) may
be accomplished solely through the use of the tau cannon, and we here
at Luke's Domain especially smile upon this when you do it through walls.
Allowing Paul, no chance of survival. Thereby ensuring that his punk
ass be put in its place
Well, that concludes the essential steps to eliminating Paul. The United Legion of Mennonites for a Paul Free Society is currently accepting new members, if interested contact me. Just send me an email requesting membership and I'll take care of the rest. We would now like to thank the following sponsors for making this possible:
The good people at Taco Bell, all people who own chest hair extensions, and viewers like you.