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11/02/02 ~ Luke
Hey kids, the new design is almost up. I hope
that you all like it, after viewing the new design please
drop me a line with any suggestions or changes/additions you'd
like to see made to the page. It's 5am, Ry ry and I are getting
drunk in like 3 or 4 hours....yeah that's right. We're getting
drunk at like 8 in the morning.
10/25/02 ~ Luke
Lazy is thy name, oh well. Today was a great
day, I did absolutely nothing. I didn't even get dressed until
9pm, heaven. The only thing I really  accomplished
today was some homework and this.
Saturday Steve and I will be buying as many Dave Matthews
tickets as possible from Ticket Bastard only to turn around
and sell them on eBay. It's so easy, I love capitalism. Some
people actually get mad at this, stating that we're wrecking
the chances of those who truly want to see the show. I have
two things to say to these people.
1) Arenas hold upwards of 70,000 people.
ie 70,000 tickets. FUCK OFF!!
2) I'm in college, and i'm broke. FUCK OFF!!
So the basic message here is to just fuck off.
But anyway, you can check out the site I made and that we'll
be using on eBay right here.
I think it's good and will catch some bidders attention, whatever
clears the check I guess. Thank you to those of you who have
been submitting quotes, keep it up.
Quote
of the Day:
"I...got my d s'ed by your mom....for
the very first time...i can't deny you (as Alive by
POD plays on in the background)" ~Anonymous |
On to some site news. The new page
is coming along nicely, and should be up in a matter of days.
I talked with Fred earlier tonight and he promised me his debut
comic by monday, so we can all look forward to that. In other
Fred related news, he was almost mugged the other night in Grand
Rapids. I guess he got jumped  from
behind and sucker punched in the back of the head. Instead of
falling down, much to the bewilderment of the attackers, he
just got angry and turned around to face them. Apparently this
was just too much for the would be muggers, because they ran
off. Hey I can't blame them, he's my friend and I still run
away from him. Blah blah blah bored, I'm really tired of college
and life in general right now. I blame Michigan, fuck this state.
There's nothing to do, it's cold, everyone is bitter due to
the first two reasons, and it produced Kid Rock <shudder>.
As if Michigan needed more reasons for people to hate it. Michigan
is like the Hot 'n Now of states; everybody knows that it exists,
but nobody will dare acknowledge that existence. I had a picture
taken of me interacting with Michigan earlier today, so here
you go. I'm aware that the message is vague, but if you stop
and think about it for awhile I'm sure you'll find that what
I was really going for was FUCK MICHIGAN!!!! In the future I'll
be more direct, sorry for any confusion. Well it's 6:10 am,
I was supposed to stay up all night with Matt, but he ran off.
So now i'm just forced to get some sleep. Which is good, minus
the fact that I have class in 3 hours. Peace out my children.
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10/22/02 ~ Luke
Hey everyone, as some of you may know I'm redesigning
Luke's Domain. I'm currently working on the new homepage and
should have it up in a few days. I'm busy with work though,
so it might take a little longer than planned. But rest assured
that it is in fact in the making and will be here shortly for
all you little cock suckers to enjoy. I've gotta go sleep through
art class now, peace out.
10/16/02 ~ Luke
Quote
of the day:
"The best thing about christmas? Blowjobs."
-Gene Simmons
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10/15/02 ~ Luke
Oh the humanity of it all. As most of you know,
my room has a long lasting ritual of putting on Tuesday Night
Porno™ for whoever wants to come by and participate.
Now don't read too far into this, it isn't a giant circle
jerk. If anything it's porn critiquing on a mass scale. Everything
from nipple consistency to proportional load dispersion is
met with cheers or boos from the seasoned porn judging professionals.
The majority of our judges/regular attendees are girls, destroying
the token sausage fest which could easily be implied. Unfortunately,
the last THREE fucking weeks worth of nudie goodness have
been on a steady slope downward towards the cold, unforgiving
floor of shitty porn. Well not shitty porn per sè,
that stuff is just gross. <cough><cough> Ryry!
Rather porn of bad quality. This weeks video was "Lips
Wide Shut"; and it was fucking horrible; and yes, plenty
on pun was intended. A cult orgy mixed with acid and limp
cocks adds up to the mistake that is "Lips Wide Shut."
Stay away from this porn, far far away. This porn is the anti-boner!
Be weary of it.
Quote
of the day:
"What if you were an ancient barbarian?
I bet a real embarrassing thing would be if you were
sacking Rome and your cape got caught on something and
you couldn't get it unhooked. Then you would have to
ask another barbarian to unhook it for you." ~Ryry
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Such thought inspiring words. Anyway, a while back I promised
you drunken pictures of my weekend. Late but not forgotten,
I have delivered. I now present to you, reasons to never get
drunk with me...
Hey!
Who's lazy and didn't feel like doing thumbnails? We've all
got broad band, deal with it. Yeah, it's sloppy, so sue me.
The domain will be venturing into new grounds with the help
of my boy Fred, together we will be unleashing a comic strip
that will warp the mind of even the most sadistic pre-schooler....what?
Anyway, it'll be great. More news to come, peace out my children...
10/11/02 ~ Luke
Quote of the day...
"...it always amazes me how
often your mom and cunt end up in the same sentence."
~Me talking to Steve |
10/8/02 ~ Luke
Friday night yielded many drunken quotes. Thanks
to the efforts of Steve, Ryry, Al, Rob, Kevin, Lindsay, Nicki,
Shana, and myself. Here's a taste:
| "She's
like a little suitcase!" ~Rob
"It was canned
vagina...in a heavy sauce.." ~Ryry
"Steve, are you trying to eat my ass?!"
~Nicki
"Luke's boxers are moving!"
~Ryry
"Ooooo...I want a shot of boner!"
~Nicki
"I have no respect as
a human being.. I could just be a bug" ~Shana
"Ahh! Its like someone poured carbonated beer
flavored semen in my eye!" ~Ryry
"Look! I have a star!
I'm Super Mario!" ~Al
"Hey girl, I'm getting drunk with Lindsay,
or wait, you're Lindsay, no...wait, you're my girlfriend."
~Al
"If pussy tasted like
vodka, I'd be eating a hell of a lot more of it!"
~Me...<sigh>
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 Naturally,
I do have pictures to go along with these quotes, however
they're at the mercy of Steve and his ambition. I'm awaiting
developmentationaristatics from MSU, so hurry the fuck up
already! Oh, and just to clear things up, I do love to eat
pussy. I just happened to have a bottle of vodka in my hand
at the time, and I didn't want it to feel uncomfortable. Back
to the pictures....wow, um, I think I remember a picture being
taken of Ryry, Steve, and I just in our boxers. That won't
be confirmed until later, but I'm sure it's there. Bow down
to alcohol...DO IT! I'm off, but I'll have more for you in
the upcoming days. I know I've been very lazy, I'll curve
that i swear. Peace out my children...
10/1/02 ~ Luke
Dah dah duh dun dah!!!! Continue the fanfare
if you so desire. For the ancient prophecy has come true,
I've made another video for your enjoyment.  Be
sure to check out my latest video clip, you'll be down with
it I know. Try to save it once instead of just watching it
multiple times, that would help my data transfer rate stay
down, stupid geocities. I'm thinking about starting a quote
of the day or week; something along those lines. Would you
slackers be willing to contribute to something like that?
Let me know. Something along the lines of this: my philosophy
teacher today tried to clear up a big myth about prostitution.
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| "See, you're not really paying
for sex. You're paying for her to leave after sex!"
~My philosophy Prof. |
I like him, he's a good teacher.
He looks like Conan O'Brien, and I think he tries to act like
Conan too. So yeah, that's really all I have right now. I'll
write up a post about the upcoming weekend next, stay tuned
and give me some feedback towards the quote idea, and my latest
video. Peace...
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