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| Former star of Ventriloquism Karaoke, Hank Lazard, has been promoted to Co-host. Unfortunately, during his first show, his mouth broke. Join us next week as we perform a live on-air operation on Hank. Oh yeah, and special guest Mr.Popular dropped by. Also noted is music from the local band Full Moon Blanket. For other Unsigned Artists visit our information page. |
| Tonight open-heart surgery was performed on former star of ventriloquism karaoke and current co-host of the Famous Ashtray, Hank Lazard.
Unfortunately, the surgery was a failure. The rubber band inside of Hank's head had snapped and replacing the rubber band was not possible using the equipment in the station.
Hank was stitched back up and doing fine, although he was a little sore.
Hank successfully completed a survey following the operation only faltering on one question. Before the operation, Hank had stated that his favorite television show was "The Cosby Show". However, after the surgery, Hank insisted it was "Parker Lewis Can't Lose". Jason took the position that Parker Lewis was no longer on television, but Hank insisted it is on FOX Sunday nights at 7:30pm. |
| Over the weekend Hank's surgery was completed. The broken rubber band in his head was replaced with a piece of elastic. Unfortunately, the elastic could not be anchored to the inside of Hank's neck and alternatively had to come out of his chest and be sewn to his pants. |
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