July/August 2001
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July/August 2001 |
| In order to prove to that I look stupid with a goatee, I began growing a goatee last week. Before the show aired, Producer Vicky Delaney remarked that I looked like Chandler Bing circa 1997. Hank picked up on this and began the show wearing a fake goatee. After several failed attempts at ripping it off of his face, we settled into the show which included a movie review of the movie AI. Have you seen it? It's really terrible! Although Hank was supposed to have seen the movie over the weekend, he didn't, which led to another argument. Later in the show I revealed a new invention entitled "Disney's The Keyholde" and Hank again insisted that Parker Lewis Can't Lose is on FOX every Sunday night at 7:30. |
| Just look at the facts: (1) Jason and Hank did a Galleger and Sheen Routine (2) Jason and Hank did a George Burns and Carol Channing Routine (3) Jason and Hank did Abbot and Costello's lesser known routine - Who's on television? |
| The thing is that they changed the cable over the weekend. I used to pay for 15 channels and for some reason got Lifetime and the Food channel for free.
Now... NOW... I also get the Sci-fi channel, ESPN Classic and Turner South for free.
So I ended up seeing the Dead Zone and Communion and noticed my hair looked similiar to Christopher Walken's (he accredits his hair to the old JFK trick of yanking on the scalp every morning - Ladies, this trick isn't limited to the gents, so feel free to give it a good pull every once and a while).
The show included terrible impressions and puns. For more information about Christopher Walken, check out this fan site: http://members.nbci.com/DaksWalken/ |
| Jason told a weekend story about buying a used bike at a police bike auction in Champaign, IL.
Hank was disgusted with the length of the story. Also covered was a segment of Uncovered (All along the watchtower). Q: What do the song Sweet Jane and It Don't Mean a Thing if it Ain't Got That Swing have in common? A: Velvet Underground and Velvet Fog Jason and Hank selected romantic songs: Jason: Tom Waits - Nobody Hank: Benny Hill Theme The explanation of this was, as Hank said, "I like the big ones." Also highlighted was unsigned artist Rob Glen. For more music from and information about Rob Glen: http://robglen.iuma.com To explore other Unsigned Artists, visit our information page. |
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