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Imagine going to jail for writing in your blog. Americans bitch about the US constantly but when I read the news I thank God I am an american. In Iran Iranian journalist Sina Motallebi was arrested April 30th for writing about Iran in an unfavorable light. He was released May 14th. For writing in his blog. People here get pissed if they had to spend a night in jail for driving drunk while snorting coke, smoking angel dust and crashing into a light pole.
[2:49pm]
Friday Five has had questions I wanted to answer in a long time. Well I don't really care to answer these but I have nothing better to do.
1. What do you most want to be remembered for?
Well it's one of two things really. My writing, which hopefully will improve as the years progress. And/or my boobs. Which hopefully will stay just as they are.
2. What quotation best fits your outlook on life?
Life's a bitch and so's your mother.
3. What single achievement are you most proud of in the past year?
Having my daughter.
4. What about the past ten years?
Same as above.
5. If you were asked to give a child a single piece of advice to guide them through life, what would you say?
Don't piss off your mother cuz she can crush you like a bug. And cripple you emotionally.
[2:38pm]
I saw the headline in BBC News The day Beagle almost died and I was outraged. Why are they sending a beagle on a six month trek to Mars? I thought. That's just cruel right? Well it's not a fucking dog. Damn I'm dumb.
[2:27pm]
Sandman Sims dies at the age of 86. Some of you will know him as the tap dancing man who escorts the loser off the stage of Amateur Night at The Apollo Theater in Harlem New York. Or if you are a Cosby Show fan you might remember him as the tap dancer who kept insisting on challenging Dr.Huxtable.
[10:23am]
Thank God It's Pay Day! What am I going to buy you? Jack shit. How about that. You get a big fat nada, nothing, zip, zero, zilch. Yeah I know I'm a sweet gal. Ok, ok, I feel bad. How about I give you a link? Yeah that's right a link. Visit it damn you! And you can't bitch about how I never gave you nothing. Well you can, but it won't be true... Augenblinck Studios
Thursday May 29, 2003 [3:35pm]
God damnit! I have been unable to do a single Theme Thursday or a Photo Friday because my camera it not frigging downloading. It is totally throwing off my blogging week and any frigging projects I was working on are now on hold. Grr. Damn that thing. I am a slave to it. I hope it is not broken because of course if it is I will not be able to buy a new digital camera. I ain't made of money. If I were people would be ripping off my skin.
Since I can't do anything else I will do a fucking meme... The Thursday Threesome:
Onesome: Ain't- There's a lot of slang floating around out there. Some of it has even found its way into the dictionary. Is there any one word that you find more annoying than others? That you just wish would fall off the face of the planet, never to be heard again?
I don't have a slang word that I dispise but I do have a phrase, Not for nothing. I hate it and I always want to stab people in the head when they say it. What the fuck is that suppose to mean? Not for nothing... grr I hate it!
Twosome: It- It's/Its, they're/their/there. Just a few of the most commonly misspelled words in the English language. So the question is, when you blog, do you worry about grammar, punctuation and spelling? If you notice a typo do you go back and edit? Or do you shrug it off because everyone makes typos?
I am the worst speller in the entire world... well maybe not the world but I am pretty damned close. Most times when I am typing anything, be it my blog, and email, or even a comment I keep Dictionary.com open. If I notice errors, even if it was from a blog I wrote last week I will repair it. But I am not perfect, I think still quite a bit slips threw.... hehe just kidding. I know it's throught... er... throat... damnit I had it. No really I did...
Threesome: Purty?- Purty/pretty, crick/creek, warsh/wash. All common pronunciations, whether they sound pretty or not. And one is mispronounced. What's one commonly mispronounced word that just drives you nuts?
My mom says crutch for crotch and mop for map. It stinks my eyes every time I hear it. But I have gotten better, I no longer correct her.
Wednesday May 28, 2003 [12:37pm]
Are you a Blogaholic? Get tested.
My Score: 64 / 100
64 points is in the 51 through 80 precent
You are a dedicated weblogger. You post frequently because you enjoy weblogging a lot, yet you still manage to have a social life. You're the best kind of weblogger. Way to go!
Tuesday May 27, 2003 [5:37pm]
I am sure a lot of men right now are happy they do not live in India. A man cut off his son in law's penis after the couple came home. The family disaproved of the marriage, so Dad and two of the bride's brothers chopped off the man's baby making machine. Youch!
[3:45pm]
Comparative look at Dark City and The Matrix. Looks of similarities. Sites in Spanish, skip down to the pictures.
Monday May 26, 2003 [4:03pm]
Introducing a new layout. Now that I have this done there are just a billion other things I have to finish.
Saturday May 24, 2003 [2:04pm]
Doing another meme I haven't done in a while, Sexy Saturday:
How important is it for you to have an orgasm? Have you ever faked an orgasm? Describe one 'move' that will get you off every time.
Well if I am at work talking to my boss it's not very important but during sex from 1 to 10 on the importance scale I'd give it a 8. I mean there are those few times when fun and games don't nessacerly have to lead to an orgasm because it's fun.
As for faking it, I've never faked it. Not that I've had an orgasm every single time I've had sex without fail. I just don't know how to pretend to be estatic when I'm not getting the full effect. I'm not trying to be mean but if they ain't doing it for me I let them know and hopefully we can find another way to waterfall my desert. Of course straddling will always get me over the top but as with almost every lady, going downtown on a shopping spree will get me million dollar winnings.
[1:47pm]
It's been a while since I have had time to do Saturday Scruples but here are today's questions and my answers:
1. You're feeling "under the weather." If you phone in sick, a colleague will have to do twice the work. Do you go to work?
I feel bad for my coworker but if I am sick or just pretending I obvious need the time. What goes around comes around anyhow.
2. At a bookstore cafe, you're reading a new hardcover book with no intention of buying it. You accidentally spill coffee on it. Do you buy the book?
How much coffee did I actually spill on it? If it was just a touch, no I won't buy it. If it's alot, no I won't buy it.
3. At a poker game, a drunken player is losing heavily to you. Do you try to get him to quit?
Hey he's the jackass that decided to get drunk and play poker. And I mean if they are losing to me they must be trashed or mentally disabled.
Friday May23, 2003 [5:20pm]
Just when you think you found safe sex this article says that vibrators can seriously damage.
[4:52pm]
Did you know May is Masturbation Month? Here are a few ladies talking about their masterbation habits. There is even a Masturbate-a-thon, which just passed on Sunday May 18th. Top fundraisers receive prizes and every participant gets an "I Came for A Cause" bumper sticker. Don't worry is you missed it, keep it up and get your form for next years Masturbate-a-thon at Come As You Are.
[4:19pm]
Lesbian bars seem to be all the rage in Japan these days. But of course these women are not lesbians, they are just going there to "hang out" with other women. Hmmm, yeah ok, I can see that. I mean when they say size doesn't matter they mean it right? No need to get satisfaction somewhere else.
[2:57pm]
The Future of Phones
. [12:47pm]
Is SARS from outer space? A british scientist believes that SARS, as well as other epidemics such as Plague of Athens and the influenza pandemic of 1917-19 came from space. Now I'm not trying to shit on the man from his, er... beliefs but who brought it to us little green men shooting their ray guns directly at Earth hoping to give us the coughy coughs?
[12:09pm]
So I'm fucking pissed. My digital camera won't download the saved photos. It's been like two weeks and I have been unable to get it to download. I thought it was just on the computer at home. But no, it's doing it here at work to. We've only had the damn thing for a year it shouldn't be fucking up so soon. Now what am I suppose to do? A lot of what I do these days is with photography. *sigh*
Download, download, download you fucking thing!! What the hell is happening? I mean first my disk gets wiped with all my work gone straight to Fuckolaland and now that stupid camera is tweaking on me. Of course there was the water incident with my laptop that made the keyboard stop working a few months ago. Is this a conspiracy to keep me from doing the things that give me pleasure? Next thing you know my clit is going to fall off.
Thursday May 22, 2003 [12:35pm]
You can't even trust Touched by an Angel. They should call it Touch Little Children. Actor Scott Bairstow, who appeared on the show was charged with rape of a minor, 12 year old girl. He is no angel.
What is it with Michael Jackson? Er... sorry I know, I know. Alot is wrong with him. But what I meant was every time there is some type of law suit against him he falls ill.
[11:32am]
I don't have to tell you that American Idol kicked ass last night, because you did watch it. Everybody fucking watched it. Ruben... that's right RUBEN won. I have to tell you that I was really unsure of who was going to win. Clay did an awesome job and I think a lot of people were torn. But it fucking rocked. I was at the edge of my seat, literally, waiting for the winner anouncement. I never follow any of these shows but I have got to say that this year's American Idol had me from day one. Congratulations to Ruben, but really congratulations to them both because they will both have a career after this.
Now havings said that what the fuck was up with Kelly Clarkson's ass? She was packing a booty and a half. I thought it was just me but my friend said the same thing. You look at it and say, Damn girl what you been eatin'? It was hard at first to find so photos of her but all eyes were on Ruben and Clay. But I am telling you she could hide small child under there, her booty was looking so big.
Alright, alright alright, I'll get off the ass thing. But it was big. I'm not saying that it looked bad or she was fat. Her booty was just ginormous. Here's a partial photo. And this one you can kind of see the booty.
One thing I really didn't like about her appearance was the fake hair. Both her and Paula were sporting fake ponies and let me just tell you it's was doing nothing for them. I don't know if they put it on themselves but it might as well have been horse hair.
Wednesday May 21, 2003 [6:01pm]
Nigger Jim Hammock Bridge. Yes you read correctly. This bridge exists in Florda. But they aren't they only ones. Maryland has an island called Negro Island or Nigger Island in Wicomico County. Washington state has a Nigger Creek in Chelan County.
Nigger lives on.
[2:54pm]
Don't have a real man? Have a Flash boyfriend.
[11:47]
I don't know what set this guy off but he is in bitching mode. Even though I wouldn't call it bitching. I mean most of it is not even coherent (not that my bitching is either). Anyway check out his Ebay feedback comments.
[11:19]
Yay! Someone made a complaint about me at work this week saying that I don't know what I am doing and they said I should be fired.
Yay! I love the public. They are so greatful for your help that they feel when they don't feel what they are looking for the call for you to be fired. Slip in a suggestion box. For those of you who don't know I work in a research library.
Yay! I love the public. They come with something general like the topic plants. What about the plants? Which plants? Just plants they say.
Yay! The public is smart. We narrowed it down to the books that she wanted and they were not here, they were at another library. But the other library sent her back here.
Yay! Incompetent workers.
Yay, yay, yay! I get blamed for their incompetency. Did I say I love the public? It's always nice when you get called in to your boss's office for a "talk". Do you need help? Do you need more training? Yeah cuz I can't look for books on plants.
Screw you fucking person who made the complaint. I hope you trip in fall on a crack in the sidewalk, straining your ankle but you can't stay home because you need the money and so you need to go to work hobbling and you end up tripping again on your way to work because of some insensitive person and you end up skinning the tip of your nose on the ground and because of the pain the quality of work you do drops and then there is a complaint about how your work sucks and you get depressed because you suck.
Tuesday May 20 2003 [5:31pm]
Easter is cancelled kids I know this is mean, but it's damn funny. Come on now, you have to have little bit of a sence of humor.
[5:18pm]
And the dumb ass award goes to this guy for putting a fire cracker in his mouth trying to commit suicide after killing his children. He is not dead but he does have a nice hole in the roof of his mouth.
Woman Allegedly Attacks 5-Year-Old Boy In McDonalds. Now I know I should laugh at this but come on! All I can see this chick running like a madwoman after this poor little boy and crushing fries in his eyes. All because he spilled ice cream on her? Damn. You can't make this stuff up.
[5:01pm]
Bitchfest Pornolized.
[4:45pm]
Googlism.com said this about me. See what is being said about you.
Googlism for: nedra
nedra is a coalition of drag racing fans
nedra is ed rannberg
nedra is moving
nedra is a favorite in the womyn's music scene and has performed at the michigan's music festival
nedra is worth twice her weight in gold
nedra is a tremendously ambitious project
nedra is a tremendously ambitious
nedra is a favorite in the lesbian &
nedra is the type of girl who has the ability to wrap any man around her little finger and i admire that in her
nedra is unable to tear her attention away from garion
nedra is a sulk
nedra is cool
nedra is just plain annoying
nedra is truly impressive
nedra is now linked to the eternal tree in the vale via her amulet
nedra is announcing her upcoming death
nedra is an original
nedra is a young french band
nedra is a young and very good band coming from france
nedra is made up of drag racing fans
nedra is a refreshing unorthodox heroine who never compromised her own convictions
nedra is the only one willing to deal with her
nedra is responsible for the beautiful picture
nedra is off to the dogs
nedra is someone else's
nedra is exposed to an attempted murderer
nedra is fun to watch
nedra is very short
nedra is wonderfully behaved at home to the point that *i* get bored
nedra is a studier of both arcane magic and the magics of her patronees diety
nedra is making the story up
nedra is located on the shore of the inner sea
nedra is a geographer
nedra is a norwegian forest cat
nedra is a wealth of information
nedra is glad that the senators are involved and want to help out
nedra is in the third year of a chemistry major
nedra is not happy at who it is
nedra is safely somewhere else
nedra is catan's second subordinate
nedra is also a member of the 100 percent club
nedra is also unique in that she markets directly to other agents
nedra is no match for polgara
nedra is aware of these changes
nedra is a hip lady
nedra is a crusader who has organized her church to strike against the drugs so prevalent in her community
nedra is now taking courses with a private trainer to become an esthetician
nedra is more like a sister to jewel
nedra is helping her with this project
nedra is a member of the ensmbles les flûtes evocatifs
nedra is celebrating 19 years as a marygrove employee
nedra is a strikingly beautiful female with a rich black plush coat and rare silver markings
nedra is jewel's manager
nedra is blessed with a skin pigmentation
nedra is trying to shut down production of that nbc tv miniseries about the temptations scheduled to air this fall
nedra is thinking from a man's point of view?
nedra is much more bubbly and happy
nedra is the living example of how the lady of the lake can infuse her devout followers with courage and fortitude
nedra is the major publishing company in russia for geological
nedra is nosy *
nedra is enrolled in her final semester at the northwest arkansas community college in rogers
nedra is highly trained in all aspects of dental insurance and has a wealth of experience
nedra is the type of character arashi would like
[2:16pm]
Surreal FREAKS MEDICAL BOOK
When good deers go bad and attack little girls in the zoo.
[1:54pm]
SIGNED Book by suicide cult Heavens Gate.
[1:33pm]
As you all know by now I love American Idol. But there is a way that they can take it too far. I mean like the Kelly and Justin movie , it just seems so silly. Yeah I won't go see that. Besides I didn't really see the first one so Kelly and Justin don't have that place in my American Idol heart.
Oh yeah and you can't forget the Simon Bobble head.
[1:11pm]
Australian state to try out medical marijuana
I have friends who are just waiting for an ailment that would allow them to smoke legally. Me, I don't care. Now if you got some medical MDMA...*cough cough*. Er... nothing nevermind.
[12:54pm]
So long to Buffy. *sniff sniff*
So I never watched the show. I never had any interest in watching it. Even though when I heard there were lesbians on it I thought I'd go by and catch a glimse of the licky licky club (as my blog pal Lisa would say). But is seems that every time I passed by there was nothing happening and sorry that show just couldn't hold my attention for more than two minutes. You would think that I would love this show since I am such a big vampire/horror fan, but it didn't take with me. So, fare well there Buffy gal. Sorry I never watched you.
[12:50pm]
Study: Chimps Belong In Human Genus
Ok already, I get it. We come from chimps, they are our family. Every so often they come out with a study that spells it out for us again that we evolved from chimps. I mean like we could miss the conection. Look at that guy sitting on your couch, scratching his ass and smelling his finger. Did you really have any doubt?
[12:35pm]
Reality shows, except for American Idol which I watch religiously and very much enjoy, stinks. I mean come on Mr Personality. Can you say fakola? I watched it last night because frankly I have a cold and didn't want to get up and change the channel,(batteries in the remote died). But really, come on people! This show stinks. And it is totally fixed. "I love you Bill." Please. And I swear to God if that girl would take any longer saying her sentence I was going to scream! I... think... that... I ... fell in love... with... someone... . Arggggg.! I wanted to punch that buck toothed girl right in the mouth.
And the guy. Come on. All this bullshit about falling in love, up to now it's been a fairy tale and now they are starting their lives blah, blah, blah, blah. Can tv suck anymore? What is this bullshit? Why the hell are people watching this crap. These shows have nothing to contribute. Not even entertainment. I mean when I first heard of it I thought, ok this nonsense may be entertaining and it's got our own fat bottomed girl Monica in it. But man it is such a snorefest and it's complete and utter trash. They got down on one knee and proposed? In those stupid masks? And she says yes to one of them? Give me a fucking break! The more and more I think about it the more I want to just throw away my tv. Well maybe I'll keep it just so I can watch my porn collection and Blue's Clues, but other than that it's useless.
[12:30pm]
Can I take your photo?
Monday May 19, 2003 [4:23pm]
Now I feel complete. I had my dose of verbal assalt.
My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Wankmaster Shizzlemah.
What's yours?
Powered by Rum and Monkey.
The Icon Story.
[3:56pm]
I know that they are just boots, but I felt dirty looking at them. They made boots look like porn. I am so ashamed.
[3:09pm]
Me: So what do we do now?
Me inside my head: I don’t know. Why do you always ask me?
Me: Because you are suppose to be the brains of this operation.
Me inside my head: Well we know that’s not fucking true, so why bother ask?
Me: Fine, then let’s blow our nose again.
Me inside my head: Again? The fucking thing is burning. Besides if I have to hear that nose complain any more about how it hurts…
Me: Fine then. I mean if you don’t have any suggestions and you don’t want me to ask you and you don’t like my suggestions what in the hell do you expect me to do?
-silence-
Me: Well?
Me inside my head: I’m thinking.
Me: We already know that doesn’t do any good.
Me inside my head: I don’t need you insulting me you know. I’m trying.
Me: I know, sorry.
Outside: Will you two shut the hell up!
Me inside my head: Who the frigg is that?
Me: Beats the hell out of me.
Friday May 16, 2003 [3:39pm]
No more That 70's Show for Tommy Chong. At least not for a while. He was caught selling drug paraphernalia. When you play a stoner constantly they keep an eye out for yah. See yah in 6 months to 3 years.
[11:40am]
Lalaland has a poll asking which is your ultimate comfort food. Choices are:
(1)sugary
(2)sour
(3)saltly
(4)100% chocolate
I can't choose any of those. My comfort foods have to be creamy. Onion dip, pasta with alfredo sauce, a tub of vanilla frosting... you know, creamy. I have no idea why. Oh yeah and it has to be white. No creamy caca brown, pukey orange or whatever. Must be creamy white!
Thursday May 15, 2003 [2:25pm]
I get alot of my funny and weird links from Relicious. But this one grossed me out. Men with long fingernails are disgusting. My nails are on the longish side, I am cutting them today. I am so grossed out by that site, I am feeling a little nauseous.
[2:11pm]
Bart Simpson loves the Bitchfest.
[1:51pm]
Just say hi to the People Cam.
[11:57am]
The Ten Commandments of Blogging from Tobacco Road Fogey.
1. Thou shalt have no life before blogging, except to provide material for thy blog.
2. Thou shalt not make thy blog like any other, either in appearance or style, for the blogging gods are jealous of their godliness. (exception granted for the denizens of Blog*Spot, for they shall be taught the error of their ways).
3. Thou shalt not take the names of more popular bloggers in vain, else they will not link to thee.
4. Keep no day away from thy blog, for that will be the day that a more popular blogger will view thy site and find thy content stale, and all of thy work toward getting a link from them or being added to their blogroll will have been wasted.
5. Honor those more popular who link to thee. Reciprocate their link to thee and populate their comments and/or email with paeans of honor, lest they find thee unworthy and cast thee into outer darkness.
6. Thou shalt not delink one more popular than thee.
7. Neither shall thou link to those that they have delinked.
8. Neither shalt thou post material not thine own without a link to the source.
9. Neither shalt thou take sides in a blog war against one who links to thee.
10. Neither shalt thou covet the traffic of one more popular, nor a place on their blogroll, nor a graphic on their site.
And, as is usually the case with Ten Commandment lists, there is an Eleventh Commandment:
11. Fix thy permalinks and keep them in the best of repair always, for they are the path to traffic (and heaven).
Wenesday May 14, 2003 [2:04pm]
So on to less important things: 20 dollar gets some color. It still looks like dull american money.
[12:19pm]
I'm fucking flippin'. Right now I want to pull out my hair but all I can do it sit here and be stunned. I have two disks, one where I keep some crap, photos a few things I wrote. The other I have been using for the past 2 to 3 months where I keep all my current unfinished/work in progress photos manipulations, stories and such. I hadn't touched the first disk in a while. I pop it in to the computer to take a look at one of my stories I was going to edit. No prob it came up, I closed it and popped in the second disk.
Wait.
It looks just like the first disk.
Wait.
Where's my shit?
Where's my shit?
Where the fuck is all my shit?!!
Where is all the shit I have been working on for the past few months?
Wait.
It's the computer. It must be the computer.
Ken, check my disk for me.
Fuck!
It's not there. It's all corupted.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Just when I am on the verge of putting all my little projects into play this happens.
Fucking fucking hell!
So now what do I do? Start from fucking scratch. I hate this shit. I should have know better. Back up your shit, always. I carried that stupid zip disk with me every day working back and forth from home, work and other. But it was my stupidity that did me in. Now all my shit is gone. Figures. Yesterday I said nothing could ruin my happy mood.
Tuesday May 13, 2003 [4:37pm]
Great white hope movie. Why is the last samurai a white man?
[11:58am]
Tuesday is Chooseday
These questions remind me of David. We always end up with late night which would you do questions. This is dedicated to you David, where ever you are. Oh yeah, you're upstairs working.
1. Would you rather... Drink the water from the hot tub after a fraternity party OR drink Mexican tap water?
Knowing how nasty frat parties are I would go with the Mex water. I mean Mexicans are still alive and there a bazilion of them, how can I go wrong?
2. Have to hang onto the top of a car going 100 mph for ten minutes OR try to stay on the top of a hot-air balloon in the sky for ten minutes?
Yeah well I am afraid of heights so I'll take my chances with the car.
3. Drink water from a vase containing two-week-old dead flowers OR eat a giant three-foot-by-three-foot spiderweb?
I like to watch spiderman not eat his home.
4. Lick the tongue of a random dog for thirty seconds OR steal a bone from a viscious pit bull?
My mama ain't raise no fool. What do you think? Tongue action from a pooch can't be that bad.
Am I getting paid a million dollars to do all this?
[11:38am]
This-or-That Tuesday
1. Packrat or minimalist?
I have way too much fucking shit.
2. Computer: desktop or laptop?
Mobility is always what's inportant. Besides a packrat like me needs to carry her shit with her.
3. Seashore or mountains?
Afraid of heights, what do you think?
4. Carpeting or bare floors?
Dustmites are disgusting. Besides when it's hot what can be sweeter than a cool floor against your feet?
5. Drinking water: bottled or tap?
If you ever tasted NYC tap water you wouldn't even have to ask.
6. Shopping websites: eBay or Amazon?
Ebay rules.
7. Cute little kitties or big scary tigers?
I have never gone for anything that was good for me.
8. Front door or back door?
Er... what type of question is this? My doors are all locked thank you. Pervert!
9. Lots of jewelry, or little/none?
Depends of the type of jewelry. If it is piercings through skin then I say hell yeah a shit load!
10. Thought-provoking question of the week: At the last minute, you obtain tickets to an event you're dying to attend. However, you have to work that day! Do you ask the boss for the time off, or just call in sick?
I am the queen of call in sick. Bosses never want to let you off at the last minute, and why should they. That is why God invented sick days. This wasn't very thought provoking, it was more like a no brainer.
Monday May 12, 2003[5:19pm]
I wonder if Yahoo sees Yahoooooooo would they sue?
Want to make your own true love? They would most likely look like these creations.
[3:59pm]
Want to see your sign? Don't fear, I have them here.
[3:10pm]
Went to see X-Men this weekend or X-2 as the call it. I wasn't disapointed but I didn't leave there with the feeling that it was fantastic. Maybe it's because there has been so much hype, that it better 5 times better and faster than the first X-Men, that sort of thing. I think they under used several characters and gave too much screen time to characters that could have been cool but made me say, eh. I love comic book movies but as David said they take the things that made the comic book cool in the first place and change it. With X-Men I think it is more subtle.
You would think that with such a big budget they would take more care with the little things. But no. They screwed up big time. Movie Mistakes gives you the low down on the fuck ups. Some of them even if you are looking straight at it you miss it. Others are so obvious that a blind monkey on a bicycle would have seen it.
Saturday May 10, 2003 [4:41pm]
If Quizdiva tells me I'm a lesbian, I must be a lesbian!
You Are Totally a Lesbian
Someone would have to be blind and deaf to miss out on the fact that you are a lesbian.
You've been checking out women for so long that you've gotten it down to a science.
You love tits and legs and smarts.
You enjoy sex with ladies, from kissing to banging to eating them out.
You hope to settle down with a woman and make a vow with her for life.
You are most worked up about the lack of a legitimate gay marriage.
Since men are not your thing, legal marriage is a difficult opinion.
You long to live in a lesbian utopia!
Are *You* a Lesbian?
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Your Masturbation Method Should be Using a Vibrator!
Who needs a man? Not you!
With a vibrator, flying solo can be more fun than being partnered!
What's *Your* Masturbation Method?
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You Are 1/2 Virgin, 1/2 Whore!
50-50, baby! Ah, you are fairly normal. You have sex, though to you it's not more exciting than a new designer outfit.
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There's nothing to be afraid of - except fainting from multiple orgasms!
You are great at kissing, getting yourself off, and using your hands.
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Your Secret Fetish Is Piercings!
Not only is the pain a big rush, as you know, piercings are a great sexual enhancer.
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You Should Pose For Skin & Ink!
You had tattoos before everyone else did.
You think the body is a canvas that should be decorated, and you also love body piercings.
You're hot to all guys from punks to yuppies to goths.
You don't like the typical girlie magazine.
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[1:04pm]
Here are today's Saturday Scruples questions and answers.
1. You're on city council. Police want to place surveillance cameras on the downtown streets to deter crime and save money. Do you vote for it?
There are cameras every where as it is. They have those cameras that snap you when you run a red light. If this a tool that might help monitor crime, like in some dark alley where only shady dealings go on, frequent muggings and such.
I would aprove it as long as it didn't replace cops, and the public are informed that they are there, like the streets snaps or surveillance cameras in a 7-11.
2. You've sold your house. Before you move out the roof starts to leak. Do you have it fixed?
We've signed papers, the checks in the bank and my boxes are all packed I would say that it is their problem now. Of course I would let them know it is leaking and I would provide a bucket.
3. You have an Internet friendship which is pretty friendly. Your jealous mate demands you end this friendship Do you?
No, I would explain to my mate that my I.F. and I are just friends and they can not dictate who I talk to. Next thing you know it will be my real world friends. That ain't right. As long as I am not breaking the rules of our relationship I think it should be ok to countinue. Unless we are doing a little cybersex then I could understand the request.
Friday May 9, 2003 [5:45pm]
Well I survived. My first week back at work. Back to the bullshit. Back to the chaos. Back to the yummy smells (and I mean that sacastically thank you). I survived without killing anyone. Without having to call security, even though I came close. And without getting fired for literally kicking someone's ass. So all in all not a bad week but I have a chickpea at home that misses me. So off I go. Blog you later fuckers.
[2:07pm]
Most of you if asked would probably say that you don't watch American Idol, that you glanced at it once or twice but never paid much attention. And of course you'd be liars. You know that you are just as bad as me, waiting for Tuesday to come to see what song they are going to sing next. And then you hold your breath when Ryan Seacrest is anouncing who gets the big boot. Don't try to pretend you dont'love it.
For those of you not in the know, Josh the military guy got voted off. Not a big surprise. He is a decent enough singer but there is better talent on there. I don't think he will have trouble after this though. Some honky tonk recond label will most likely scoop him up.
Of course for me it's all about Ruben. That boy has got a voice that is sweeter than honey and smoother than silk. And he is so adorable, he is this big teddy bear. Vote for Ruben!
Thursday May 8, 2003 [5:20pm]
Wanna let everyone know where you did the horizontal mambo (indoor, outdoor or otherwise)? Well I Shagged Here.com has got your cover. You can print out a red plaque that states where you... well... shagged. They also have a sister site Safe Outdoor Sex. I don't know what the hell those english people are up to but I like it.
They obviously like being naked out doors though. Nude shopping looking like fun.
But Europeans in general are weird. What this heck is this?
My absolute favorite is Macsleazy, I got mah sleaze on! That's right, you know you want to too. Don't look at me like I'll a freak!
Wednesday May 7, 2003 [5:52pm]
I am always amazed by the human race. Yesterday I saw how people can be indifferent and also be heroes. At the 14th street subway station I heard a thump and someone yelled "Help, help...!", someone else, who may have been behind me said, "Someone fell in the tracks...". My first instint was to run over. When I got there a man was standing in the tracks trying to push this man onto the platform, you can't really tell whether the train is coming because of the way the station curves. I tried to help by pulling his legs up as the guy pushed him on to the platform. I was just amazed at how long it took for people to come over when he was still in the tracks. They flocked over once he was laying bleeding from his head on the platform and I thought what a bunch of cowards. Why didn't they jump at the chance to help this guy when he first fell, instead of pointing and gasping. The problem is I don't know if I would have been the first in the tracks if this other guy hadn't done it first. Am I just as cowardly? Are we so desensitized that we can't step away from our everyday avoidance to help a man who could have died laying in the tracks. I don't want to be a coward.
Tuesday May 6, 2003[4:49pm]
Ha! Are they fucking with me? You have got to be kidding me! Elton John wants to bring the Vampire Lestat to Broadway. Why are these people trying to ruin good books? I enjoy Anne Rice books but up to now she has not gotten a decent movie made from her books. Interview with a Vampire was decent. But do I really want Elton John to bring Lestat to Broadway in some gaudy show? Of course not. I mean look and how bad Queen of the Damned sucked. For some reason I half expected it to be good. I know, so naive of me. That will never happen again. Leave Lestat alone. He is too cool to be portrayed by these lame ass people. All of them suck!
[3:39pm]
As much as I loved Grease, the music, the characters... everything. I would definetly say that it is one of my favorite movies of all time. Now because of the popularity of Moulin Rouge and Chicago they are looking to revist Grease. It will be the third Grease movie. Instead of Pink Ladies and T-birds from the 50's we will have the middle aged cast from the first film being parents to the kids in the disco era. So will it suck? Yes. Will I go see it? Hell yeah! But it is not written in stone that this movie will be made. The are still looking for writer to pen it. Man why don't they ask me? I would actually write something that would be good rather than what they think the public wants to see. I hope they come up with original music and not just rehash the same old same old because that is what they think we want to hear. *sigh* One can only hope they will do a good job. But I know I will be disapointed.
Sunday May 4, 2003 [4:10pm]
What else could piss me off more than having to pay more to ride NYC transit? Not having token clerks. Not only are they jacking up the price from $1.50 to $2.00 but they are cutting back on stationed token booth clerks. Clerks that buzz the gate open when you can't fit through the turn styles because of bluky packages or carriages. Clerks that call the cops when they see shady happenings. Once again the NYC working and poor are the ones that suffer. They are not ejecting the clerks from "midtown". No, areas that are in need of help and clerks are being robbed. Bloomberg is not unlike our past Mayor who could care less about us little folk. He cares about profit for the city even if it breaks the backs of everyone in the city. Because of course in the eyes of the politians and money makers we are small potatoes.
Paying $21 for a weekly pass, up from $17 may not mean much to someone who can afford to take a cab on a regular basis but to people like me who depend on public transportation it is a killer. It robs food from the mouth of children. But do they care? No. They "make it better" by making it worse. I am still waiting for NYC transit to get better. Not only do we get less clerks and a higher fare but less available trains. And of course once again they are on train lines that are mostly taken by po' folk. G train that never hits the city is taking hard hits. Screw you MTA!
Saturday May 3, 2003 [9:02pm]
I have no scruples, and this weeks Saturday Scruples proves that.
1. Browsing in an "adult store" at lunch hour, you witness a colleague buying a large inflatable woman. Do you mention it to co-workers?
My two closest friends at work would be told. Unfortunetly one of them doesn't know how to keep a secret. Hell yeah everyone will know about the perv... opps I mean the doll..
2. Your eight-year-old is getting pushed around at school. Do you tell your child to "turn the other cheek"?
Psh, turn the other cheek? My kid better slap this kid across the cheek. I don't want my kid to be a bully but I don't want them to get their ass beat. I believe that you should defend yourself. So I hope that is what my kid will do.
3. An armored car turns over across the freeway. People are stuffing their pockets. Do you join them?
Hell fucking yeah. I am running down the freeway with a pocket full... er pockets full... no I got my duffel bag loaded, my pockets and I tucked a hella lot of money in my bra.
Friday May 2, 2003 [3:52pm]
Photo Friday Challenge - Small
[11:43am]
Ok maybe I am a day late and a dollar short but I absolutely think that people should be boycotting Pepsi. The replacement of Ludacris with The Osbounes for a Pepsi ad because they found Ludacris too offensive is fucking ridiculous. The Osbounes belch gross insults, foul language, live a "morally corrupt" lifestyle but yet they were choosen over a rapper who doesn't display all of his family matters on television. Not that I give a fuck about Pepsi, because honestly I don't buy the shit anyway but this is just evidence how white America thinks. What this is saying to me is white trash is better than having niggers.
Pepsi offered up what Russell Simmons asked, which was a few million dollars donated to "grass-roots, nonprofit organizations serving the needs of disadvantaged youth throughout the United States," according to a joint statement. Yeah that's all nice and well but it sucks that the ad had to be pulled to begin with. I guess people of color on a whole shouldn't expect much.
Then there is someone like Bill O Reilly who writes his article An Update on the Ludacris/Pepsi Negotiation, saying that he is a "thug rapper" that is extorting charity money out of Pepsi in order to make "the vile garbage that Ludacris creates mainstream". O Reilly says that this is not a racial issue, and even mentions Eminen's name I assume to prove that he believes that all rap is corrupt not just black rappers. It's funny how he makes no mention of Ozzy Osboune who in my opinion doesn't contribute anything morally sound with his music. Ludacris had a 30 second spot, Osbounes have a half and hour show that they sometimes rerun back to back.
I don't know much about Bill O Reilly and his beliefs but I think he proved my point. People should boycott him too. Screw you O Reilly!
[10:58am]
I love platform shoes. In fact I own a pair that makes me six feet (I'm only 5'2) but I cant' get down with these Liquid Platforms I think I will stick to the waterless kind. I am not some movie hag from I'm Gonna Get You Sucka. As cool as he might have looked with his fish tank platforms I just can't work it like that. Of course that shouldnt stop you from getting a pair. That's right you can get your own Fish Tank Platforms. They are not as cool as the one in the movie but you can pimp it just as well.
Thursday May 1, 2003 [2:32pm]
What the fuck is this? Man I don't even know how to comment on it. I can only say people have way too much time to waste. And this comes from a chick who is blog happy.
Anyway, on a more creative note The May Day Project is about photographing a day in the life of you. You take one photo, or more each hour in your day. At least 6 for the day.
I think it is an interesting project and plan to do it. I have no creativity to come up with stuff like this on my own. I am a borrower. I borrow other peoples ideas.
No webspace of your own? Here are a couple of public photo galleries, Pbase.com or Scrapblog.