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Saturday June 21, 2003 [7:17pm]
The guys from the Bumfight videos should have done what this guy did.
[6:43pm]
Queen Latifah gets breast reduction surgery. Seems like she lied about loving her big boobs as much as she lies about not being a big ol' lesbian.
[6:29pm]
Six year old running an illegal lemonade stand was shut down because she didn't have a city permit. Read more...
[6:02PM]
This is exactly the type of shit that I keep talking about. Dad uses Internet to rape daughter
This pervert uses an internet chat room and poses as a total stranger to tell his 11 year old daughter that it is ok to accept sexual advances from her father. It went on for four years.
"The matter was brought to court and the case was closed because the family relocated abroad."
If it had been a murder of an adult, money laundering or tax evation they would have gone to the ends of the earth 'till the got their man. But it was only child rape of his own daughter. So why continue the chase.
This article goes on about the dangarous power of the internet rather than how this man escaped without punishment. He will continue to abuse his daughter. If the law ever catches up with this family these should prosecute the mother as well because she knows what he has done and continues to do and still she left with him keeping her daughter in a dangerous situation.
[4:39pm]
From Quira.net
[3:20pm]
Internet retarded? Don't know what PHP or Ethernet are? Webopedia or Net Lingo
[3:13pm]
Snoop TV - Doggy Fizzle Televizzle on MTV. I'll watch. F'shizzle.
[2:29pm]
'Bumfights' video producers get probation, public service
Ryan McPherson, 19; Daniel Tanner, 22; and Zachary Bubeck, 25 sold more than 300,000 copies via the Internet, of videos depicting homeless people fighting and performing dangerous stunts. Most were with two La Mesa homeless men, Rufus Hannah and Donald Brennan. They were given food, alcohol and small amounts of money and they say the experience has scarred them for life. They bear tattoos that they got for the film. Brennan's is on his forehead. Both are suing the video's producers in civil court.
Now I agree that they shouldn't exploit these men, but they weren't forced to do these things. They didn't have to take the money, booze or food. They could have refused gone to a homeless shelter got grub there, not booze but well beggars can't be choosy as my mum would say. Or, get this, they could have gotten actual jobs. You know ask to sweep up a storefront for food or something like that. But no, they choose to fight and get stupid tattoos for booze and money. They are homeless not mentally retarded, because if they were retarded they wouldn't be suing.
Local6 has photos and video.
[1:17am]
What's your 'number'? Do you think it is too high, too low, or just right? Why is there a double standard for The Number in men and women?
Do I count just the men or women too? Well I guess if it's all together it's 16. I think my number is just right. My ex, in a kinda sorta not really saying sort of way called me a "hoe" because he had only been with four women. But I find that my number is lower than most people I know. Maybe all my friends are hoes. :0)
I don't like that double standard crap. Men for the most part feel that women should be with them and only them and if it isn't true you're a hooka tooka. But yet still they can go around and sh-ling their sh-long and they think no two ways about it.
Saturday Scruples time!
1. You own a restaurant and serve fresh rolls with every meal. Often they're returned to the kitchen seemingly untouched. Do you serve them again?
I eat out of military plates, you know sectioned off. Touching food grosses me out, so something that has come off of someones else's plate, even if they didn't touch it is a no-no. I wouldn't do that to someone else, even if they would never know.
2. In a close fight for re-election, you learn that your rival recently had a nervous breakdown. Do you leak this to the media?
I only would if I felt that it would affect the job that they are going to do. The public has a right to know if they can no longer handle their job.
3. You have a clear view of an attractive neighbor who does yoga in the nude. Do you ask this person to draw the curtains?
I would run out and buy binoculars.
[12:48am]
30 Years difference
1972: Long hair
2002: Longing for hair
1972: The perfect high
2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund
1972: KEG
2002: EKG
1972: Acid rock
2002: Acid reflux
1972: Moving to California because it's cool
2002: Moving to California because it's warm
1972: Growing pot
2002: Growing a pot belly
1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1972: Seeds and stems
2002: Roughage
1972: Killer weed
2002: Weed killer
1972: Hoping for a BMW
2002: Hoping for a BM
1972: The Grateful Dead
2002: Dr. Kevorkian
1972: Going to a new, hip joint
2002: Receiving a new hip joint
1972: Rolling Stones
2002: Kidney Stones
1972: Being called into the principal's office
2002: Calling the principal's office
1972: Screw the system
2002: Upgrade the system
1972: Disco
2002: Costco
1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1972: Passing the drivers' test
2002: Passing the vision test
1972: Whatever
2002: Depends
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen.
Here's this year's list:
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1983. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering machine.
They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses! are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane".
They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Do you feel old yet?
Thursday June 19, 2003 [12:44pm]
Wednesday June 18,2003 [5:53pm]
People think you can do anything and everything on the internet. And that's almost true. But no a quickie divorce. This jackass thought that he could pay $1500 to Global Associates and get a divorce without his wifes consent. But poor sucker found out later on that he was not divorced and a polygamist.
[5:43pm]
Rick Bronson, a driver who had been with the Coca-Cola Bottling Company for 12 years was fired after he was caught drinking a Pepsi. Read more...It's a good thing I wasn't caught slacking off, reading blogs and looking at internet porn somewhere else. I might have gotten fired as well.
Tuesday June 17, 2003 [6:39pm]
16-year-old gets life without parole for crime he committed at age 14I have issues with this constantly. "Tried as an adult", is heard so often these days. What is the point of them being children, because dispite the crime the commited they are children so why even separate the two? So many kids are being tried as adults. It makes me sick. I am not saying that these kids shouldn't be punished but this stupid kid is going away for the rest of his life for something he did as a stupid kid. Murderers, rapist, child molestors still walk our street but we send a child to jail for life? This makes no sence to me.
Should the Law Treat Kids and Adults Differently?
[3:10pm]
Sent to me by Angie-Margie:
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Fishing 7.0, NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Mary Ellen
Dear Mary Ellen,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operation system. Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of those programs can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoringloudly.wav files.Whatever you do, DO NOT reinstall another Boyfriend program; this is not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Lingerie 6.9 and Hot Momma 9.0.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
I had the entertainment package, Boyfriend 5.0 but had to delete it. There's a 6.1 out there that is better. Sometimes, I hear you just have to delete the Boyfriend 5.0 and install the Girlfriend 7.1. I heard that it does wonders.