The three of you stealthily sneak up the fire escape and Jesslutta opens the window. She enters first, followed by Snottie, and you taking (it?) up the rear. Inside you notice the air reaks of Killian's Red mixed with the scent of semen. The walls are covered with posters of ungodly bands such as Dinosaur Jr. and Mazzy Star. You see a fat fucker laying on the bed, his face hidden by his unnaturally large sideburns.

What to do, what to do?

Hit the creature over the head with a large stick

Decide to rub icy hot on his genitals

Join Jesslutta and Snottie in a rewarding beatdown