Hey ladies...terrible pick up lines
that you can have smart comebacks too, and guys, take a hint**
Man: "So what do
you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do Not Enter."
Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
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SWEET PICKUP
LINES -
1.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
2.
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s
out of business.
3.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking
through my garden forever.
4. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity in the world.
5. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things.
6. I know milk does your body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
7. Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
- NASTY PICKUP LINES -
1. Hey baby, why don’t you sit on my lap and we’ll talk about
the first thing that POPS up!
2.
Fuck me if I’m wrong…but haven’t we met before?
3. I may not be a Fred Flinstone but I sure can make your bed rock.
4. The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and spread the word.
5. Why don't you come over and we can do math in bed; add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and I'll multiply.
6. Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
7. Mmmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible."
8. You're on my mind this Valentine's Day . . . I'd prefer you on my bed.
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WEIRD PICKUP LINES -
1. Excuse me, do you have a library? Because I would like to check
you out.
2. Would you fuck a complete stranger? (no) then hi, my name is
. . .
3.
do you have a boyfriend? (no) want one? (if yes) want another one?
4. Life is like a dick, when it gets hard “fuck it!”
5. Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely
tuned body?
6. Hello, I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.
7. I’m feeling a little off today, would you like to turn me on?
8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
