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Dear Shocker,

This is one that happened to my sister's boyfriend Tim back when they were in college together.

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Those were the days.

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Seems he was at a party in someone's room, and there was this really cute girl just dancing away and having a great ol' time. Well, she was checking out Tim, so he moved in for a closer look.

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Always very important.

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Everything was fine, smiles passed back and forth, then he noticed something a little Shocking. This girl was missing a hand, and in its place she had a kind of hook-like device. So Tim, master of equinamity, screams "MY GOD! SHE'S GOT A HOOK!" and literally jumps into the lap of his roommate, who was sitting a few feet away. The girl turned bright red and left quickly, and Tim has felt bad about it ever since... I guess the lesson here is, engage brain before putting mouth in gear.

Sincerely,

Rusty F.

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The mouth can be mightier than the hook.

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