Dear Shocker,
This is a story about myself entering the work force. I don't know if it will qualify.
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Sure it will. You're the only person submitting stories.
I got my first full-time job when I was still in still in college. I was working for a
Small Software company called ****** *****. I was only 19 at the time and therefore the
youngest person in the company.
The second youngest person in the company was the head of sales. She (I'll call her Jennifer)
was about 28 years old and a knockout.
The first day Jennifer worked for the company happened to be the day after my girlfriend
dumped me. Talk of the breakup/excorcism was floating around the office all morning.
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Sounds rough.
Since I was having such a wonderfull day, I was sort of chosen to show Jennifer around the
building. We had lunch together in the cafeteria. During lunch Jennifer told me her life story,
throughout her entire boring life story, I couldn't help think she was flirting with me, but I
couldn't be sure.
When we were done with lunch Jennifer told me, "You're too cute to be without a girlfriend...
I'm sure you'll find yourself another cute little girlfriend soon enough." CUTE?... LITTLE?...
In an instant I realized I was out of my league and should give up fighting while I still had my
dignity.
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Who needs dignity?
From that day on I did not consider Jennifer an option. Though every time I spoke with her, I
got the strange feeling she was flirting with me.
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It's called "love."
As the days progressed into weeks, we became friends. Jennifer and I usually ate lunch together and
talked about all sorts of things; usually about her boyfriend or how virgin-like she was.
One day, Jennifer told me she wanted to take her boyfriend to a concert. Jennifer was concerned about
her age (being too old for the crowd), and her boyfriend not wanting to go. Jennifer had described
her boyfriend to me many times before, and I assured her that her boyfriend would go crazy for the
tickets. Jennifer then asked me, "If he doesn't want to go, will you go with me?" Without thought I
agreed (Who wouldn't want to go to a concert with her?).
The next day Jennifer came up to me with a huge smile on her face, she said, "Well, I broke up with my
boyfriend, I guess we're going to the concert together." The entire situation was very confusing. I
decided not to analyze the situation for fear my raging hormones would do all the thinking.
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What's wrong with that?
The concert date finally arrived and my brain was ready to soak up any information it could. The concert
produced nothing but rining ears and a headache. I was convinced we would remain friends at the plutonic
level, and my suspicions were nothing but normal teenage fantasies. Everythig was going well with our
friendship for another month.
The month was December, the state was Minnesota, and I had caught some ailment that kept me home from work.
At home I recieved a call from Jennifer at work. Jennifer asked about my New Year's Eve plans. I didn't
have anything exciting planned (friend's house or whatever came up). Jennifer didn't have anything planned
either. Jennifer offered to give me a ride home to avoid driving while drunk. I assured her I wouldn't need her
services because I did not drink, and was planning on spending the night.
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Finally.
Jennifer told me to give her a call New Year's Eve when I was was drunk. I again told her I did not drink
and explained that if I was drunk, it would make no sense to get a ride home because I would be drunk in
front of my parents and not have my car. Jennifer then told me she didn't plan on bringing me home... Jennifer
told me I could sleep in her apartment. I replied, "That doesn't make any sense... Why don't I just stay at my
friend's house with my car?" Jennifer replied, "If you stay at your friend's house I can't **** you." I didn't
think it was possible, but I blushed... I could feel my face get hot and my ears started ringing.
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Sounds more like a concussion.
Jennifer then went into detail about what she was going to do to me if I spent New Year's Eve with her.... This
lady told me what she was going to wear, what she was going to do to me, what I was going to do to her, and every
position we were going to do it in.
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It's always best to plan ahead.
I was faced with quite a problem; I could spend the night with Jennifer and get my brains ****** out, or remain
faithfull to my new girlfriend who I know completely trusted me to do the right thing. I don't know why, but I got
a decency attack and decided to spend New Year's Eve alone with my girlfriend watching T.V.
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Decency SUX!
The next time I saw Jennifer at work, she wasn't as nice to me as before. In fact, she was a total bitch. Jennifer
didn't give me the time of day for an entire month when she eventually got fired (I don't know what for... for all I
know she may have quit). At the time I felt like a total idiot, but now when I look back on it, I feel I did the right thing.
Sincerely,
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Just do it.
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