ThePurple Machine

Here is another shocking story about Joe, my friend from the other story.

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A group of friends were sleeping over at Joe's house when we figured out how to get into his dad's wooden cabinet full of porno movies. We were with a bunch of people and were having a better time reading the titles of the movies than actually watching them.

Sure you were.

My friend Matt was reading the funny titles to us and I heard him ask outloud, "Why doesn't this tape go all the way in?" I looked over and saw the movie stuck out a little. Joe (who owned the house) started running over yelling, "NO!" As Matt pulled the movie out to see what was behind it. Joe's voice grew louder and move desperate.

What was back there?

When the movie was removed out fell a purple "thing" made from plastic.

Thing?

Everyone in the room was roaring with laughter. Matt asked Joe, "What is this?" He replied, "All I know is it's lavander and it uses batteries."

There was no end to the laughter and it was the butt of our jokes for hours (no pun intended). Finally, when we were going to sleep and the lights were off and everything was quiet, another friend of mine (Geoff) says, "I sure hope to God that's your mom's." We all had a good laugh.

Sincerely,

Michael R.

Keep your "Purple Machine" in the garage.