My Left Brain

*Cue the "Imperial March"*
Okay, Bush is still in office. Good news? It's his last term.
But look at the bright side! It's not going to be all
killing brown people, higher tuiton for me, and
smug looks from Rupert Murdoch.
NO! We have to look at the bright side to the next four years
of elitism....um, I mean leadership!

Good Things That came out of Bush's Reelection.

• Makes Quebec look a little less unappealing.
• 4 more years of material for Leno,Letterman and Stewart.
• Makes me feel like even I could be elected president
• The Governor of New Jersey.
• Still a chance to see drunk daughters flash their goodies on Girls Gone Wild.
  ("There's nothing those first daughters won't do!!)
• Makes me forget about Schwarzenegger.
• Kept disgruntled billionaires and belligerent CEO’s from taking to the streets and rioting.
• 4 more years of cute innuendos involving the word “Bush”.
• Finally, a real reason for Emo kids to bitch.
• Former cocaine abuse will continue to make me feel better about Pepsi addiction.
• If draft is re-instated, my dating life gets good for once.
• Besides leading the nation in executions and fat people, Texans have one more thing to brag about.

-The PickleBandit