Speech for math club office:

The ingredients of a mouth-puckering candy include: sucrose, corn syrup, modified corn starch, malic acid, lactic acid, citric acid, and artificial colors (yellow 5, blue 1, yellow 6, red 40, blue 2, which by the way causes birth defects). So what are the ingredients of a good math officer? Nothing! So vote for me cause I qualify.

With that, I became president!

Valentine's Day

For Junior Achievements, I have to sell 50 bucks. Well, I sold about 28 bucks already so all I needed left was about 25 bucks. So I bought 25 honey-grams (small boxes of candy, with heart shapes on the cover). Yeah, 25 boxes of candy was sad.....

So this morning, I gave all the boxes to all of my friends. By fourth period, I didn't have anything to give. My friend was daring people to eat a crayon and I agreed for 10 bucks. He gave me a black crayon and I chewed it completely. Well, the rules were that I had to eat the crayon completely, had to chew first completely, and had to eat it with the wrapper. Well, the crayon didn't taste that bad... It was waxy, but the paper part was chewy. I showed him the content of my mouth so that he could see that I had chewed the crayon completely. Then I had to swallow everything. My friend thought that it would take a long time because he had tried earlier to swallow a piece of crayon and it was gross. Anyway, I took me like 2 seconds. After swallowing, I opened my mouth again for examination. I won the 10 bucks.

A whole bunch of my friends had these NHS flowers to sell (plastic petal and leaves created from those coke packages, and just a regular stick for the stem). Anyway, my friends couldn't sell the flowers because no one else wanted them. So I helped them all out by buying most of their flowers. I let them choose the prettiest flowers to keep because I couldn't buy all of them and I wanted them to have a better chance at selling their flowers. So anyway, that made them all happy. And then, I gave those flowers to the other half of the people in my class. So I ended up making everybody there happy.

Well, for science club that day, I bought another 10 of those NHS flowers from my friend for 2 bucks because he couldn't sell his flowers. With those flowers, I gave it to my friends in their too.

Hopefully I'm nice forever........

My time in restaurants with my anh em (brothers):

After gulping down my bowl of noodles, there were still stuff in the bowl. I poured water from my glass, and cleansed the bowl too. Gonna tell the cleanup guy that I cleaned the bowl free of charge.
-Me in a restaurant

Another restaurant, another race to see who would finish a bowl of noodles first. I won once again, and also cleaned up the bowl for them with my tea. After paying for the meal, i wrote on the napkins a message: "I cleaned the bowl for u free of charge," and signed my name. Then I put two dollars as tip in the cleaned bowl along with the napkins. Hope the cleanup lady knows English. Too bad I couldn't wait for them to come and thank me before leaving.
-Me with my perfected cleaning technique

I am now officially banned from 2 restaurants.

Again, another restaurant. Man, we picked a random number off of the menu. I got noodles by luck. Damn Dan for putting that hot stuff in my bowl, so i returned the favor and put stuff in his coffee cup. I won the race again, even though i ate already that morning. New message I wrote after cleaning the bowl: "I used my secret formula: Saliva. Nothing can compare." I gone then.

Another restaurant banned!

Just remembered another time. Same situation. Same ending. Different quote though: "U can shine your bald head in this!"
-In record time.

Scholarship Essay

Prompt: Briefly describe a situation in which you felt that you or others were treated unfairly or were not given an opportunity you felt you deserved. Why do you think this happened? How did you respond? Did the situation improve as a result of your response?

One situation that I encountered that was really unfair is when I watched television and saw the commercial on the Trix Cereal. I thought how unfair it is that the Trix rabbit did not get a fair share of the cereal that the other children ate. Seeing the injustices and discrimination done against the rabbit, I contacted General Mills and asked for less discriminating commercials. General Mills replied my message by saying that it has given the rabbit one bowl of cereal on one episode. This did not really solve anything about the discrimination done against the rabbit, but at least I tried to help the rabbit.

Letter to General Mills:

To whom it may concern:

I think your Trix cereal commercial is really unfair to the Trix rabbit. I think he should be able to eat the cereal if he wanted to. Sometimes I wonder what type of statements you are sending to the children who watch your commercial. The injustices done to the Trix rabbit is a pure sign of discrimination and this will teach children to be prejudice against others who are not like them.

Thanks for your time.

having written a letter to General Mills to demand they remove their prejudice commercial, i wait for a reply.

So anyway, the replied came. It said how the trix bunny had been allowed to eat one bowl of cereal in one comercial. All i have to say about that is that's just _______. One lousy comercial, that i haven't even seen. Anyway, be on the look out for it. My original question and terms have not been met yet so...

Crane machine addiction

On December 27, 2001, when i went bowling with my friends, I was asked to play that stuffed animal crane machine. After losing like crazy, I spent my 20 bucks on that damn machine and ended up getting like about 2 or 3 stuffed animals.

Determined to not get beaten that badly again, I came back the next day to play bowling and also tried my luck. Promising that I wouldn't spend more than a buck, I lied and spent another 20. This time I got about like 6-8 stuffed animals. Yeah, that's pretty sad.