Creative Corner ... or PageWhereIPutWhatever
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Here are some stuff that I puke out during my 'creative' binges. Heaven help anyone who gets in my way during those fits. Here is a poem that I just made up... well not just, cuz I haven't made it up yet, but I will cuz you will be able to see it then.

Anyway, I am sure you notice that I departed from my tably look with the menu gif on the side. Well this is my Rubbish page, so if ya don't like it... TUFF! ;)

WHY?
-by Lim Pei Mun

Why oh why
does my toenail hurt
when I stub it?
There are no nerves
nor meat there
so why?
Will it hurt
if I do it again?
*WHAM*

ow
Yes it does.
It does hurt
But Why?

Thankew thankew [amidst thundering applause] you are too kind thankew thankew *take a few appreciative bows and curtsies*. Wow. I actually think that I have a future as a Poetess? Here, let me think up a few more gems.

(lets have some leafy theme thing to keep with the romantic poetic thingy mood shall we?)

The Cow
-by Lim Pei Mun

The cow, she moos
When she isn't mooing
she chews the cud
rotating her jaw in a way
that follows the natural rhythm of the pulsing cosmic universe
Her tail lightly flicking dexterously at
those disgusting flies
that like to bite her butt
after walking over her stinky dung
making stinky little fly leg/foot prints
all over
Swiftly the tail flicks
Idly
Deadly
As the jaw rotates and chews
tearing the chlorophyll and cellulose of those hard-to-be-digested greens.

It is poetry in motion
The flicking and the rotating
Why does not anyone make a poem of it?
Oh.
I just did.

~Ta Da!! Another glorious poem ... written so eloquently by the Mistress of Words herself. Notice that I like to have short sentence... it kind of hits with an impact and makes the poem so much more deep and meaningful doesn't it?

On a more serious note, I was thinking about putting up a few of my short stories, but I am thinking of compiling them into a book later on. Putting them up here might not generate the multi-million dollars in paperback sales that I hope and yearn for dearly. :) However, an unbouncable blank check made out to my name might just change my mind. :))

 Ok hmm here are some traditional format poems unlike the above which is ... ahem, free flowing... these I will try to make in form of aabb or abab... whichever I feel like in the nanosecond that I make them.

 A-hem!

I had a little pet mouse
She was as thick as a house
White as snow
Not shaped like a bow
But I still had grouse.

Ok ok ok it isn't the best, and it wasn't abab or aabb as I said I would make it... it is instead a form of limerick. An ugly one at that. But it is MY PAGE. So tuff. :)

(lets have some more leafy thingies)

Here are some links for Creative Writing. I am starting on my book at the moment, so you will just have to wait and see. I might just publish some of my short stories here... we will see how my mood progresses ;) THe link below is more for me than for you, some motivation to continue my writing efforts :

http://www.harbour.sfu.ca/ccsp/citation/net/writers.htm
http://www.yahoo.com/Social_Science/Communications/Writing/
http://www.writelinks.com/