"Uh...no...how about in one of these seats?" the barber said, and motioned to the barber seats in front of the mirrors.
"OK." Fred got up and strolled over to the bigger seat. As he sat down, he noticed it swivelled a little. He kicked himself off to the right and spun in circles shouting, "WEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
The barber quickly halted the chair and glanced about to see if anyone passing by had seen. "I should come here more often," Fred said delightfully.
"Uh..." the barber thought nervously of a way to stop the man's return.
"Well? Watcha waitin' for, pal? Cut away!" Fred closed his eyes and relaxed. The barber picked up the shaver...
"What's that buzzing?" Fred asked...
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