Meanwhile, Fred couldn't help but notice that there was something different about this barbershop. The magazine rack didn't have your regulars like "Time" or "Popular Mechanics". Instead, it had "Pro Wrestling Weekly" and "The Piledriver Gazette." The walls were covered with framed photos of a young man in pro wreslting attire. Also, there was a door marked "PRIVATE: STAY OUT!".
Then there was the barber. He was a big dude. The man had to weigh at least 420. He bore a striking resemblance to the man pictured on the walls, if not for his beard.
Fred decided to ask the barber a question...
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