Then, a little girl ran in with a cherry bomb, and threw it at them. Poor Fred! There he was, with no pants, and a cherry bomb in his lap. He tried to throw it, but it went off in his hands. Luckily, it was a pretty stupid cherry bomb, for it didn't hurt him. The woman, liking his heroic pantless act...
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