CONGRATULATIONS!!!
YOU HAVE
***SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED***
the (world renowned)
Net's ONE and ONLY
TURTLE QUIZ!!!!!
(aren't you proud)
Well I bet you're a little mad to find that
this poor excuse for a page is your "reward".
Well, if it makes you feel a little better, only the most LOYAL
turtle fans would have dared to venture here. That makes
you one of the ELITE of turtle lovers.
(aren't you proud)
So, in honor of the precious seconds you and
two others like you gave to the cause of dopey places on so-so
websites, I offer this moving tribute to you. :*(
{a crying emoticon}
They came alone
to brave the warmth of a heater
to brave the coolness of air-conditioning
to brave the length of time you have
to wait
and get frustrated
for your browser
(which crashes half the time)
to load
the previous page
(and this one)
They sat alone
bored for more than one second
unsure of what they would find
Brave adventurers they are
Turtle lovers,
Dedicated to the cause of the
Wise Turtle
They are the Turtle People,
existing then, now, and forever
in the waters,
on the Net
and everywhere you look.
You just have to know where to find
them.
(aren't you proud)
- Take *The Quiz* again. If you're not brain-dead yet.
- If you think *The Quiz* was dumb, then for goodness sakes
leave here! There are much better places on the web, places where
you don't have to live through this!
