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10/15/00 18:43:32

Name: John Dunn My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me

Please list any fetishes you may have here: Small breasted women / Vouyeurism/Exhibitionism / all with permision of course Reason for your last hospital visit: I was put in the hospital for making a bad turn here in Toronto on my bike. Southbound Spadina to King East (t-boned by a northbound cab) What's with the hair?: I absolutely love your hair in your profile! It is wild and free, just like you!

Do I know you in real life? If so, identify yourself!: No, but I am an ex bike messenger and now a walker in Toronto Ontario Canada If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: I would like to legally change my name back to it's original name. I lived in fostercare all my life and at age 6 I was given the choice to change my name, and I chose John instead of the original JohMasturbation. Any thoughts? Masturbation. Any thoughts?: I think Masturbation is an incredible thing, and should not be frowned upon in todays society. One can learn much about their body, and it is also an incredible sleeping pill when needed.

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I just wanted to say you have one hell of an incredible life. I used to be a bike messenger in Toronto for two years, (three years ago) then I screwed up and put myself in bed for a month, and crutches for two weeks. After loosing the ability to even move for a month, and waking up screaming because my leg kept on cramping due to my nice "Taxi Cab T-Bone Steak Superman Dive" which screwed up my hip in the middle of the night. I decided to get out of the business, and have never ridden a bike since. Very sad. I just got too scared of loosing my ability to walk again. I love walking, and always have. I like to just walk for ever. And now, after taking on a computer job at CBC Toronto for a year, then sitting on E.I. for another year, I am back, and working as a walking courier. Thanks for your site, and even me with ADD, I have read more on your site, than I would normally read on the net. Great site, and keep it going. I will link to you from my site. Thanks for you stories. I can relate to you on the liking your bike more than people themselves. I am like this. I tend to like animals, and things more than people because you can trust them. Take care sweetie, and keep on kickin ass!! Even if it is your own! ha ha ;) You are doin it all yourself, you are your own person, and you are happy! Love ya!

07/23/00 02:54:39

Name: juasoon millaie My URL: Visit Me Please list any fetishes you may have here: tied up and spanked by a woman dressed as winston churchill.

Reason for your last hospital visit: smashed into a car wit me bike. broken thumb, What's with the hair?: its lor`eal. Do I know you in real life? If so, identify yourself!: i have been messengering since spring o`97. you do not know me.

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: rita hayworth Masturbation. Any thoughts?: oh the places you'll go!

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hey there fellow boston courier. found your site by chance. to much for me to read (add) but enjoyed it all the same. loved the links. when we gonna see some pics.

05/28/00 18:04:42

Name: D.A. Weingarten My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me

Please list any fetishes you may have here: i like tattoos Reason for your last hospital visit: severe leg cramps due to low potassium levels (not really a hospitol visit, just a regular doc visit) What's with the hair?: ehhh

Do I know you in real life? If so, identify yourself!: no i IMed you one time If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: i like my name Masturbation. Any thoughts?: uhhhhh....hehe hehe

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i like your website

02/14/00 15:45:38

Name: Dizzy My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me

Please list any fetishes you may have here: Spanking, light BDSM, etc... Reason for your last hospital visit: Girlfriend sprained her ankle ;) What's with the hair?: needs to be cut. badly.

Do I know you in real life? If so, identify yourself!: Nope. Although you may have seen me on my bike around Boston. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: Scrappy. Masturbation. Any thoughts?: A really good tool for getting to know your own body so you can better communicate your needs to your partner. Also a great deal of fun. Can cause chafing if practiced too frequently. *Never* use toothpaste as an ai .

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I like your site. I'm a bike commuter and one of those total hardcore "bikes belong in the city" weenies. I'm ashamed of the way Boston has treated messengers (and all cyclists -- messengers just got it the worst). Messengers do a lot of good for other cy lists, increasing visibility, showing good shortcuts, etc. In a lot of ways, the negativity towards messengers trickles down to all cyclists, when motorists and jaywalkers think they have *even more* right of way. Keep riding, and good luck.

12/12/99 02:22:43

Name: Jonathan My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me

Please list any fetishes you may have here: Black Reason for your last hospital visit: Dehydration What's with the hair?: I wish it was longer!

Do I know you in real life? If so, identify yourself!: AOL is real life? Oh Please! If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: Nicholas Knight Masturbation. Any thoughts?: I love it, especially doing it with someone else

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Nice page, Phuz!

08/22/99 13:06:05

Name: Lucas wilson My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me

Please list any fetishes you may have here: *.* Reason for your last hospital visit: visit a damaged co worker What's with the hair?: not mutch (about one cm long)

Do I know you in real life? If so, identify yourself!: no , 6 foot tall un-shaven If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: charlomaine (i love that name and would fall in love with any one with it) Masturbation. Any thoughts?: the only way to enlightenment

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your page is the most intresting thing I have found in the net. Your experinces with the job are the same as my intoduction the world of traffic dodging. and the first winter is the bigges challange of resolve that I have experinced.I have been working in Dublin (Irland) for a year and a bit now and share the same thrill of speed as you . I will send you a longer E-mail soon. Slain abwaile (irish for bye)

08/11/99 01:44:17

Name: spider My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me

Please list any fetishes you may have here: women of course.. with an occasional spider, and my dog Reason for your last hospital visit: LOL, drank too much... how could I forget What's with the hair?: short, black, and changing weekly

Do I know you in real life? If so, identify yourself!: no ma'am If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: mrs. spider Masturbation. Any thoughts?: whoo hoo!!!

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Hi Phuz... just checking out your webpage. You know me from AAL, but not real life. You won't guess who I am though, so don't try. The e-mail address I gave you is my lesser known handle. ;)

08/09/99 00:18:33

Name: CartoonMan My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me

Please list any fetishes you may have here: Kablamm...I am a leg and bottom man. Reason for your last hospital visit: ahaheah....to have my tongue reattached and my scalp stapled up from a DUI wreck. What's with the hair?: when it gets longer than the thickness of my fingers, I cut it!

Do I know you in real life? If so, identify yourself!: Kablamm!! I'm CartoonMan!!! If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: CartoonMan!!! Masturbation. Any thoughts?: Yes.

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I am quitting my grease monkey job and moving to Dallas at the end of this year to be a bike courier@!!! Thank you for your words of wisdom, for now I have gained insight =)

06/30/99 17:29:13

Name: paige viers My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me

Please list any fetishes you may have here: eyelashes, Independent Fabrications, California, Tim O'brien Reason for your last hospital visit: birth What's with the hair?: sometimes short, usually shoulder length. Short hair requires too many trims

Do I know you in real life? If so, identify yourself!: nope never been to BeanTown If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: I wouldn't, I would just add quotation marks. Hello, my name is "Paige Viers." Masturbation. Any thoughts?: C'mon, I think we're all a little too old to deny it.

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I'm a girl curryer in Columbus, Ohio(yes we have couriers too). i just work in the summertime because i go to school during the rest of the year. when i graduate (this time next year) i would like to curry for a year to see if it is possible to get it o t of my system. i get a bit tired of being such a novelty-right now i am the ONLY chick bike messenger. i get these looks in elecvators that can only mean two things. Either "i'd like to fuck a female bike messenger" or "she must dyke" but anyways i ad re the job and the guys i work with are great. watch for a possible Alleycat we are trying to organize in October.

05/09/99 20:40:03

Name: Glenn Fischer My URL: Visit Me My Email: Email Me

Please list any fetishes you may have here: bottom up!!!!!!!!! Reason for your last hospital visit: window pane sliced my arm...not pretty!!!!!!! What's with the hair?: what hair? I shaved it all off!!!!!!!!

Do I know you in real life? If so, identify yourself!: not in this lifetime.....perhaps another If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: Glynn...new twist....same name!!!!!!! Masturbation. Any thoughts?: can't live without it!!!

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Your website is an INSPIRATION!!!!!!!!!

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Name: John Dunn	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Please list any fetishes you may have here: Small breasted women / Vouyeurism/Exhibitionism / all with permision of course	Reason for your last hospital visit: I was put in the hospital for making a bad turn here in Toronto on my bike. Southbound Spadina to King East (t-boned by a northbound cab)	What's with the hair?: I absolutely love your hair in your profile! It is wild and free, just like you!
Do I know you in real life? If so, identify yourself!: No, but I am an ex bike messenger and now a walker in Toronto Ontario Canada	If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: I would like to legally change my name back to it's original name. I lived in fostercare all my life and at age 6 I was given the choice to change my name, and I chose John instead of the original JohMasturbation. Any thoughts?	Masturbation. Any thoughts?: I think Masturbation is an incredible thing, and should not be frowned upon in todays society. One can learn much about their body, and it is also an incredible sleeping pill when needed.

Name: juasoon millaie	My URL: Visit Me	Please list any fetishes you may have here: tied up and spanked by a woman dressed as winston churchill.
Reason for your last hospital visit: smashed into a car wit me bike. broken thumb,	What's with the hair?: its lor`eal.	Do I know you in real life? If so, identify yourself!: i have been messengering since spring o`97. you do not know me.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: rita hayworth	Masturbation. Any thoughts?: oh the places you'll go!

Name: D.A. Weingarten	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Please list any fetishes you may have here: i like tattoos	Reason for your last hospital visit: severe leg cramps due to low potassium levels (not really a hospitol visit, just a regular doc visit)	What's with the hair?: ehhh
Do I know you in real life? If so, identify yourself!: no i IMed you one time	If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: i like my name	Masturbation. Any thoughts?: uhhhhh....hehe hehe

Name: Dizzy	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Please list any fetishes you may have here: Spanking, light BDSM, etc...	Reason for your last hospital visit: Girlfriend sprained her ankle ;)	What's with the hair?: needs to be cut. badly.
Do I know you in real life? If so, identify yourself!: Nope. Although you may have seen me on my bike around Boston.	If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: Scrappy.	Masturbation. Any thoughts?: A really good tool for getting to know your own body so you can better communicate your needs to your partner. Also a great deal of fun. Can cause chafing if practiced too frequently. Never use toothpaste as an ai .

Name: Jonathan	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Please list any fetishes you may have here: Black	Reason for your last hospital visit: Dehydration	What's with the hair?: I wish it was longer!
Do I know you in real life? If so, identify yourself!: AOL is real life? Oh Please!	If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: Nicholas Knight	Masturbation. Any thoughts?: I love it, especially doing it with someone else

Name: Lucas wilson	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Please list any fetishes you may have here: .	Reason for your last hospital visit: visit a damaged co worker	What's with the hair?: not mutch (about one cm long)
Do I know you in real life? If so, identify yourself!: no , 6 foot tall un-shaven	If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: charlomaine (i love that name and would fall in love with any one with it)	Masturbation. Any thoughts?: the only way to enlightenment

Name: spider	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Please list any fetishes you may have here: women of course.. with an occasional spider, and my dog	Reason for your last hospital visit: LOL, drank too much... how could I forget	What's with the hair?: short, black, and changing weekly
Do I know you in real life? If so, identify yourself!: no ma'am	If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: mrs. spider	Masturbation. Any thoughts?: whoo hoo!!!

Name: CartoonMan	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Please list any fetishes you may have here: Kablamm...I am a leg and bottom man.	Reason for your last hospital visit: ahaheah....to have my tongue reattached and my scalp stapled up from a DUI wreck.	What's with the hair?: when it gets longer than the thickness of my fingers, I cut it!
Do I know you in real life? If so, identify yourself!: Kablamm!! I'm CartoonMan!!!	If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: CartoonMan!!!	Masturbation. Any thoughts?: Yes.

Name: paige viers	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Please list any fetishes you may have here: eyelashes, Independent Fabrications, California, Tim O'brien	Reason for your last hospital visit: birth	What's with the hair?: sometimes short, usually shoulder length. Short hair requires too many trims
Do I know you in real life? If so, identify yourself!: nope never been to BeanTown	If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: I wouldn't, I would just add quotation marks. Hello, my name is "Paige Viers."	Masturbation. Any thoughts?: C'mon, I think we're all a little too old to deny it.

Name: Glenn Fischer	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Please list any fetishes you may have here: bottom up!!!!!!!!!	Reason for your last hospital visit: window pane sliced my arm...not pretty!!!!!!!	What's with the hair?: what hair? I shaved it all off!!!!!!!!
Do I know you in real life? If so, identify yourself!: not in this lifetime.....perhaps another	If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: Glynn...new twist....same name!!!!!!!	Masturbation. Any thoughts?: can't live without it!!!