Barret: All di' is givin me a headache.
Tifa: What, the lingerie?
Barret: Shu' up. I'm busy recruitn' new members.
Tifa-Rei: Like who?
Barret: Like you foo!
Tifa-Rei: No.
Barret: Why, foo?
Tifa-Rei: Just what do you guys do again?
Barret: We kill saiy-jins.
Tifa: Saiy-jins are bad.
Tifa-Rei: Not all of them! Goku and Gohan wern't!
Barret holds his gun arm to TIfa-Rei's head.
Barret: Your not one of them, are you foo!
Tifa-Rei: Of course not!
Tifa:Huh. Right. Yup.
Tifa-Rei; If I was, would I fight with a Masamune?
Barret: Gotta' point there.
Tifa-REi: Let's go to Nibelheim, I need to see Cloud.
Tifa: You need more f**king don't you?
Tifa-Rei: How'd you know?
Tifa: ESP, I told you!
Barret: Y'all all sick.
Tifa-Rei: Who was hte one who was in the group room!
Barret blushes. (if you can imagine Barret Blushing.
*Bryn and Piccolo*
Piccolo: We should be nearing Round Island soon
Bryn: Round Island! The legendary materia island!
Piccolo:Exactly. You will have to withstand an an attack from all 13 KOTR when you fjinish.
Bryn: WO-OW.
Piccolo:Yes. If you die I hafta use Life2 or a Phoenix Down on you. So don't get killed.
Bryn: They land and begin training.
*Vegeta*
Vegeta: Hmph. Where is Tifa-REi? Maybe if I go over to her house. She needs more training.^_~
Vegeta flies to Nibelheim and knocks on the door.
Vegeta: I guess I'll hafta' bust in.
Vegeta busts in the house.
Vegeta: Tifa-REi!
Vegeta flies up to her room, where he sees Cloud and Red watching Pokemon.(like always)
Vegeta:Tifa-Rei, where are you?
Cloud: WHo are you?!
Vegeta: Prince VEgeta, and don't forget it!
Cloud: Oh yeah! I know you. Your that saiy-jin.
Vegeta:Time to take care of you.
Vegeta poweres up while Cloud pulls out his Ultima Weapon.
*Meanwhile in Nibelheim*
Tifa: Oo, look at this one!
Tifa-REi: I'm so glad they opend a dress shop here.
Tifa:THis should surprise Cloud.
Tifa holds up a short, satin, red dress.
Tifa-Rei:Oh how nice.
Tifa-Rei holds up a very short, low cut, black silk dress.
Tifa: You really want it, don't you?
Tifa-REi:Yup ^_^
The two pay for the dresses and put them on, then they go to Tifa-REi's house.They walk up the stairs. Inside..
Tifa: What!
Tifa-Rei: Vegeta!
Tifa and TIfa-Rei: Cloud!
Vegeta: Tifa-REi!
Cloud: Girls!
Vegeta: OH, so you know TIfa-REi too! WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN HER HOUSE!
Vegeta poweres up for a super attack.
Cloud *thinks*:Tifa looks hot. Tifa-Rei looks hotter.Wow. I wonder if they dressed up for me? No Cloud. Your not getting back with Tifa. You know what'll happen. But still.... Shit! look at Vegeta! He's gonna kill me!
Vegeta: Prepare tto die!
Vegeta raises his arms above his head. However before he can attack Tifa-Rei runs in front of Cloud.
Tifa-Rei: Vegeta don't!
Vegeta:???? Let me kill him! He is going to kill Bryn!
Tifa-Rei: Please. No. It's not like that.
Tears fall down Tifa-Rei's face. She runs out of the house. Vegeta follows.
Vegeta: Tifa-Rei, why did you do that! I was about to finish him off!
Tifa-REi: Oh Vegeta, hold me.
Vegeta: Tifa-Rei, he is the enemy.
Tifa-Rei looks away.
Tifa-Rei: Perhaps we should spend some time away from each other.
Vegeta hugs her close. (totally unlike him. so what.)
Vegeta:.....
Tifa-REi pulls away from Vegeta's embrace.
Vegeta: Why? So you can get jiggy with that creep who wants to kill your best friend!
Tifa-Rei: No! I'll fix things! I'll do anything to help you and Bryn. Even if it means my own death. You know that.
Vegeta:........hmph.
Tifa:I heard the whole thing, TIfa-Rei.
Tifa-Rei: Tifa, oh Tifa!
Tifa: Vegeta. You....never mind.
Vegeta: What?
Tifa: Your goal.... is not...to sell the planet.... is it?
Vegeta looks at the sky.
Vegeta: No. I just ive here, cause there is no other place to go.
Tifa-REi: Of course not.
Tifa: Then...I'm on your side. I guess.
Tifa walks over to the well.
Tifa: Ever since I started this job... 9 years ago.... I've felt this a litte selfish of us. I mean, they can't all be that bad can they! As far as I know.... There are only two left...
vegeta: No. There are more Saiy-jins out there. U candeel that... in your heart. (okay. this is something he would never say, i know)
Tifa-Rei: In you heart.
Tifa: That was beautiful.
Tifa-Rei: 'snif' 'choke'
Vegeta: Don't. You have no need to show your feelings.
Tifa-Rei: Vegeta....
Vegeta flies away.
Tifa-Rei: Tifa, I need a freind.
Tifa: All you have now is Cloud.
Tifa-Rei: ANd Cloud isn't good for much except, well you know. But I care for him.
Tifa: Yes. Now let's go inside.
*Sephy*
Sephy: I need a cure for Byrn. Where can I find it? Perhaps the answer can be found in the Shinra Mansion. Hope I don't go mad again.
Sephy flies straight into the Shinra Mansion.
Sephy: Oo. There's that creepy vampire's room.
To the library!
Sephiroth reads and reads.
Sephy: Anything for Bryn. Oh Bryn.
He opens a book entiteld *Professer Dingelberry*
Sephy: Kee hee hee. Maybe this will work. Lesse. Breeding Gold chocobos...nah...Map to Corel Prison...no..Here! Curing Vampy Disease.
The book reads: TO cure vampy disease, chant : vampy vampy vampy @$$, no more-y -vampy-@$$
Sephy: WHere have I heard this before? Well... better write this down. Now where's Bryn? OH yeah, she's with that Piccolo guy. I think.
Seph flies toward Round Island.
*Where Bryn and Piccolo left Vincent*
????: Hello, hello?
Vincent: ....?
The Aeris musinc starts playing.
????: It moved!
Vincent: Who's there?
????: Hello, hello?
Vincent opens his eyes.
Cait Sith: Hello! Hello!
Vincent: (sweatdrops) oh. my. gawd.
Cait Sith: You there?
Vincent gets up.
Vincent: Cait Sith. Take me to her. Bryn.
Cait Sith: I think you need some more rest.
Vincent and Cait Sith hop in the buggy.
Cait Sith: To Nibelheim.
*Quick Refreshment*
Bryn and Piccolo are on Round Island training. Yuffie, Tifa, Red, Cid, Cait Sith, Vincent, and Cloud are at Tifa-REi's house. Tifa-Rei is upstairs with Cloud. Vegeta is who-knows-where. Sephy is headed towards Round Island. Mere is at her house in Nibelheim. Hey, where's Barret?
Barret: Life2!
Aeris:...? Barret! *yawn*
Barret: Aeris! Why did that foo' Cloud hafta drop you down here?
Aeris: Cloud! Where is he?
Barret: In Nibelheim, gettin' it on with this girl named Tifa-Rei.
Aeris: Oh poop. Well your here aren't you! C'mere!
So the two put a smile on each other.
*In Nibelheim*
Cid: Will those two lovebirds ever come down?
Red: Yeah really!
Cait Sith: I think I'll come over as Reeve and power down.
*2 minutes later*
Reeve: Hello!
Yuffie: Hello!
Reeve: Yuffie, you look even hotter than you sound.
Yuffie: I know. You do too. Hee hee! ^_^
Those two go upstairs in another room and...
Cid: Ok. That was interesting.
Vincent: Zzzzzzzz.
Tifa goes ovet and sits by Cid.
Tifa: Hi. *wink* Not even loud noises could wake him up.
Cid: Really! Like me on the ground screamin' you name.
And once again, Tifa and Cid...
Red: =sniff= Oh poop. Hey! I'll go get Video tapes of everbody and sell them on the internet! Instandt gil!
TIFA-REI'S NOTE: just when you thought it was getting boring.
2 HOURS LATER
Red: And 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, action!
Cloud: Tifa-Rei...
Tifa-Rei: Cloud...
The two continue what they were doing.
Red: Kee hee hee! Time to go to Yuffie and Reeve.
Yuffie: Hey guess what Reeve!
Reeve: Yes my love. Don't talk. Concentrate!
Yuffie: Hee hee! k!
Red: Ha ha! One more web cam to go!
Cid: $#!+
Tifa: CID! OHHH! YOU'RE GOOD!
Red: I'm in the gil! I'm in the gil!
2 days later!
http://www.nanakidotcom.com.ff7/
TIFA-REI'S NOTE: not a real adress!!!
*Nanaki Dot Com*
See your favorite ff7 characters....NAKI! For 1000 gil a month, get acces to all 3 live web cams... where someone's bound to be doing it!
*over 15 only please*
Room 1
Room 2
Room 3
Thanks much!
*Round Island*
Bryn: Wahgh! Am I improving any Piccolo?
Piccolo: Hmp, maybe.
Bryn: I think i'll take my hair down out of these buns.
Bryn takes her hair down. Suddenly a figure appears from the sky.
Bryn: Sephy! Oh Sephy!
Piccolo: How did you get here without a gold chocobo?
Sephy: I'm Sephiroth, that's how.
Sephy turns to Bryn and hands her a piece of paper.
Bryn: Vampy vampy vampy @$$ no more-y vampy @$$.
*poof*
Bryn: Where am I?
Prof. D.: Greetings. I am Professer Dingelberry.
Bryn: Dingelberry?
Prof. D.: Yes.
Bryn: How can I be cured?
Prof. D.: You already are.
Bryn: Wow! Can I go now?
Prof. D.: It'll cost ya' one kiss.
Bryn: ok.....*smooch*
Prof. D.:WOW! WHAT A CHICKY!
Bryn goes bye-bye.
Sephy: Yer cured!
Bryn: Yup.
Sephy: I'm so happy!!
So the two...
So now AVALANCHE isn't hunting Saiy-jins anymore, but where is Vegeta?
Mere: Give it to me baby!
Vegeta: Uh huh! Uh huh!
And every one lives happily ever after, sort of.
Vegeta: And all the girls say that I'm pretty fly for a white guy.
~Fin~
Epilouge:
Tifa stays with Cid in Nibelheim.(poor Shera)
Yuffie and Reeve go live in Wutai.
Tifa-Rei and Cloud move to Cosmo Canyon where they can't stop doing it. (nothing new)
Aeris and Barret are still in the Ancient City.
Piccolo moves to Icicle Inn, where he becomes and Olympic snowboarder.
Vegeta and Mere go live in Kalm, but divorce.
Bryn and Sephy move to Cosmo Canyon where they can have fun with Cloud and Tifa-Rei.
And Red makes tons of gil with his web page and goes to live in Cloud's villa.
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