A Translation of English Dogs to Southern Dawgs

(English) German Shepherd Dog ....(Southern) Poh-leece Dawg
(English) Poodle....(Southern) Circus Dawg
(English) St. Bernard....(Southern) Thank Gawd, Here comes the whiskey dawg
(English) Doberman Pinscher....(Southern) Bad A** Dawg
(English) Beagle....(Southern) Rabbit Dawg
(English) Rottweiler....(Southern) Mean as He** Dawg, Good to gaurd the still
(English) Yellow Lab....(Southern) Ol' Yeller Dawg
(English) Black Lab....(Southern) Duck Fetching Dawg
(English) Greyhound....(Southern) Grease lightnin' Dawg
(English) Malinois....(Southern) Another kinda Poh-leece Dawg
(English) Blue Ticks, Red Bones, etc....(Southern) Prized Coon Dawgs
(English) Pekinese....(Southern) Mop Dawg
(English) Chinese Crested....(Southern) Nekkid Dawg
(English) Dachsund....(Southern) Wienie Dawg
(English) Siberian Husky....(Southern) Sled-pulling Dawg
(English) Bouvier, Komondor....(Southern) What the He** kinda Dawg is that?
(English) Mastiff, Great Dane, etc....(Southern) Danged Big Ol' Dawg
(English) Any dog that raids the henhouse...(Southern) Egg-sucking Dawg
(English) Any lazy dog....(Southern) Good fer Nothin' Dawg
(English) Any dog that's died and been buried...
(Southern) Best Danged Dawg I ever Had!

By Jeff Kinman (JD on Dog World/Acme Pet BB's)

And My Own Addition:

(English) Pug....(Southern) One o' them Smashed nose Dawgs!