You Know You're A Dog Person When.....

* You have a kiddie pool in the yard but no small children
* Lintwheels are on your shopping list
* Your freezer contains more dog bones than anything
* You hang around the dog section of the local book store way too often
* Your non-dog friends won't eat food prepared in your kitchen
* Your parents refer to your pet as their "Grand-dog"
* You have baby gates place around yuour house but no children
* You open your purse and out pops the baggies you use for "pick-up"
* You skip breakfast so you can walk your dog in the morning.
* The trash basket is more or less permantly installed in the kitchen sink so     the dog won't get to it while you are at work
* You can't see out the passanger side window because there are dog nose        prints all over it!
* You don't think it's the least bit strange to stand outside and chirp "Go        Pee!" over and over at your dogs who tends to play
* Your dogs see the vet and you settle for over the counter remedies from        the grocery store.
* You refer to yourself as "mommy" and "Daddy"
* Your dog sleeps with you.
* You keep an extra water dish in the bedroom in case your dogs gets              thirsty at night.
* You have 32 differnt names for your dogs and most don't make sense
* Your dogs eats Poop, but you still let them kiss you (not right after of           course)
* You never finish a piece of steak or chicken so the dog gets some too.
* You send Birthday, Anniversary, and Christmas cards from your dog.
* You like people who like your dogs and depise people who don't
* You lecture people on responsibilty of dog ownership
* You keep eating even thought you find dog hair in your pasta
* You carry dog treats with you.
* You talk about your dog like other people talk about their kids.
* You have a picture of your dog on your office desk.
* And in you wallet!
* Your license plate or frame mentions your dog
* You match your carpet and your clothes to your dog so the hair won't          show up as easily.