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A few longer jokes...
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Eye Pilot
Passengers on a plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The entrance
opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilot uniforms. Both are
wearing dark glasses. One is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is
tapping his way up the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through
the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines
start. The passengers begin glancing nervously, searching for some sign
that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane
moves faster and faster down the runway, and people at the windows realize
that they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As
it begins to look as though the plane will never take off, that it will
plow into the water, screams of panic fill the cabin. But at that moment,
the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a
little sheepishly, and soon they have all retreated into their magazines,
secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot
turns to the pilot and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days,
they're going to scream too late, and we're all gonna die."
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