You realize that you had deactivated your Facebook account last year after finding out far too much about people in their posted photos section. After finally accepting that the local brother holding a Miller Lite bottle in his profile picture did not simply enjoy holding beer bottles in his spare time nor like to drink water out of glass alcohol containers, you promptly left the Facebook mega-network.

Choice 1: You decide to give up on cyber-dream land and instead enlist the help of the community's friendly neighborhood matchmaker.
Choice 2: Surely you can think of 100 excuses rather than the here insufficient 70. You reactivate your account.