You met this brother at the last MSA meeting, when he excitedly ran up to you after you said a sentence past salam to a sister you passed by. "Hey who was THAT?" he asked you. "You two would be PERFECT! OMG! Let me ask her friend to ask her if she is considering marriage and what her requirements are. You guys are SUCH a cute couple!"

The matchmaker brother asks you what you're looking for in a wife. You tell him your perfect wife: an intelligent, caring, especially mature sister who loves Allah and proves it through the way she lives her life. And it wouldn't hurt if she also happens to have impeccable taste in shoes, technology, and friends...

The matchmaker brother eagerly whips out his excel sheet full of every single single girl he has ever met or heard of, complete with her age, descriptive information, and social security number

Yes, the excel sheet freaks you out. Try something else. Anything.