Elite Fantasy Hockey League Newsletter Number 2
Hello fellow guys with no life. Period 2 saw a new winner as Rich's Plaindrifters finished up with an impressive 185 points. The Plainsdrifters' are being led by Mogilny and Recchi and an impressive Defensive corps which is second only to Tony's 12 Monkey's early-draft picks defense. Rich's boyfriend, Rick, the trash-talking Beaver Slapper, came in second for the period, thanks to a strong finish, winding up with 166 points. Rick is being led by Gretzky, Selanne and Forsberg and a fairly strong defense.
Miscellaneous Notes
*Rick has continued his trash-talking ways by guaranteeing that he will win Period 3 and saying that I can "print it." Interestingly, the Beaver Slappers are currently in third with one week gone in the new period. The Slappers trail my Tortured Souls and 12 Monkeys. Also, Rick has just missed a couple of times, calling in a day or two late on his last couple pick-up attempts. Finally, Forsberg is hurt and will miss a couple games, so hopefully Rick's team will start to tail off so I can ignore him.
*Everybody is pretty much paid up accept Captain Fargon Icehole, Rob. Ironically, Rob is the guy who probably most needs to be paid up. His Iceholes are 2-8 and last in total points. Rumor has it Rob is going to petition the commissioner to see if he can count his Dek hockey points towards his EFHL total points. So Rob, you still owe $45, please do not pull a "Lucas". Seriously,I know you wouldn't. And Tom, I think you owe like $5 for the mailings. That's that.
*Brett's Free Radicals are finally showing signs of collapsing due to injuries. Last week, the Radicals got Beaver Slapped 40-19. It's not easy losing Lindros, Koivu and Roenick to injury. If these guys are ever healthy together, Brett certainly could win a week.
*Tom made a move.
*Grant's Ice Dogs should be called the Lucky Dogs. Grant is in second to last for total points, barely outdogging the Fargon Icelholes. Yet Grant is 6-3-1, while Rob is 2-8. Kinda of funny that the Commish is so "lucky." Maybe we can put Rob's accounting degree to work, and at the same time help him with his hockey debts, by each giving him a dollar to audit Grant's scores.
That's it for now. Happy Holidays. Later.
Other EFHL info:
Standings and total points
Player statistics by team:
Tortured Souls | Cougars | Free Radicals | Ice Dogs |
12 Monkeys | Beaver Slappers | Plaindrifters | Fargon Iceholes |