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Reek of the Week
 
 

13. Roy Keane, again...

                                        Congratulations to Mr. Roy Keane, who has finally gone and got himself
                                       another  reek of the week award. And, considering the chop that he
                                        is, it's high time for another. His own goal against Real Madrid in the
                                        recent Champions League Quarter final was, well, hilarious.
                                        Michel Salgado broke down the right and fired in what seamed to be
                                        a harmless low cross which Van der Gouw looked certain to just stoop
                                        down and gather comfortably. But no, Captain Roy had to make sure
                                        the danger was totally averted, and in trying to slide in and hoist the
                                        ball out for a corner, only succeeded in slicing the ball into his own
                                        net for the opening goal. You think any other player would simply leave
                                        the ball to be picked up comfortably by the goalkeeper, but our Roy isn't
                                        that type of player, and, being the hero that he is, slotted home nicely
                                        into his own net, to the amusement of a lot of people.