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13. Mr. "Manchester United"

                                            Dear oh dear...
                                            So people are getting that sad these days are they? I mean, it's all well
                                            and good being fanatical of your club, but thats just taking it too far. And
                                            it's not as this guy even goes to all the home games, is a regular on the
                                            away trips and has his house full of merchadise and replica shirts. This
                                            fellow lives in Bulgaria, thousands of miles away from Old Trafford.
                                            His mother calls him Marin Zdravkov, but, obviously Mr. United thought this
                                            was a bit on the dull side. The 36 year builder from Sofia thought it was
                                            necessary to stand out from his mates at the building site, so, after years
                                            upon years of court cases, Mr. Zdravkov is no more.
                                            After this, what other ridiculous names are we going to see? Les Tercity?
                                            Wes T Ham? Bev Erton? Lee 'Ds? You could carry on for a long time, but
                                            I think the point is made.