[After the Explosion opening credits, the Superstars of Grunge's music begins to a moderate amount of boos.  Skank & "Superstar" Steve Boz come out in grunge attire and wearing matching sunglasses.  They jump in the ring and grab the mic.]

SB: Hello, Chi-Town!  Whoo! [Crowd boos loudly.] Well, I'll be damned!

S: Hey, why don't you miserable ass clowns show some respect for the man who's the only good thing ever to come out of this piss box?! [The boos get louder.]

SB: Thanks, Skank.

S: No problem, buddy.  But do you know what's even worse than the lack of respect these asses are giving us?  The lack of respect the GLW brass is giving us!

SB: Oh, tell me about it!  We are without a doubt the greatest thing to happen to pro-wrestling, and how do we get treated?

S: We don't even get booked for Super Cade!

SB: That is craptacular, that's for certain.  Super Cade is going to be the show that puts Great Lakes Wrestling on the map, and we're not even on it?!

S: HORSESHIT!

SB: Couldn't have said it better myself, O' Skanky One!  GLW brass puts the New Powers of Pain in the Four-Corners Match for a shot at the World Tag Team Titles, and they're f'n useless!

S: USELESS!

SB: That's what we are...

[The New Powers of Pain's music starts up to a lukewarm pop as Bull Pain & Mark Pain come out with a mic.]

MP: Useless, eh?  Is that what you two punks think?

BP: If we're so useless, why don't we just come down there and kick your asses?! [Crowd pop.]

SB: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... what do we have to gain by jacking around you two slobs?  I mean, we could kick your asses, but what's in it for... US?

S: Yeah, what's in it for us?!

MP: If you two can beat us, you'll get the shot in the Four-Corners Match at Super Cade!

BP: Hell yeah! [Crowd pop.]

SB: Well that's all right by me.  How about you, Skank?

S: Sounds good... now let's dance!

[The Powers of Pain rush the ring as the bell sounds and the match is on.]