Some Classic Quotes ........

"Johnson revelled in the hole behind Dwight Yorke..." (Carling FA Premiership WWW Page)

"What's it like being in Bethlehem, the place where Christmas began? I suppose it's like seeing Ian Wright at Arsenal...." (SIMON FANSHAWE, speaking on Talk Radio)

"They have won 66 games, and they've scored in all of them." (BRIAN MOORE, ITV)

"He wasn't just facing one defender-he was facing one at the front and one at the back as well." (TREVOR STEVEN, STV)

"It's now 1-1. An exact reversal of the score on Saturday." (Radio 5 Live)

" Arsenal are quick to credit Bergkamp with laying on 75% of their nine goals." (TONY GUBBA, BBC Match of the Day)

"I never make predictions and I never will." (PAUL GASCOIGNE)

"If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again." (TERRY VENABLES)

"It's headed away by John Clark, using his head." (DEREK RAE)

"He's very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself nobody will catch him." (BOBBY ROBSON)

"And I honestly believe we can go all the way to Wembley… unless somebody knocks us out." (DAVE BASSETT)

"...and so they have not been able to improve on their 100% record." (SPORTS ROUNDUP)

"Mirandinha has had more shots this afternoon than both sides put together." (MALCOLM McDONALD)

"Newcastle, of course, are unbeaten in their last five wins." (BRIAN MOORE)

"And with 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0." (IAN DARK)

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer." (DAVID ACFIELD)

“What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio” (GERRY FRANCIS)

“They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Highway and he's nothing like him, but I can see why - it's because he's a bit different” (KEVIN KEEGAN)

“Glen Hoddle hasn't been the Hoddle we know. Neither has Bryan Robson” (RON GREENWOOD)

“I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat”. (RON ATKINSON)

“And he's got the icepack on his groin there, so possibly not the old shoulder injury”. (RAY FRENCH)

“Ahhh! isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew”. (HARRY CARPENTER)

“Get that moustache out of your eyes referee“ (KENNY BENNETT )