Johnedel Cardel: Gas boy at Shell!

Erwin Framo: *Ano pa? Di magtulak san damo! Kadamo sang addict diri ya!*
     translation: What else? Still pushing dope! There're many addicts here!

John Ferriols: Ah, i would join my, ah, sister in, ah, showbiz!!!!

Jack Tanuan: I'd be working as an illegal logger. I'm trying to live up to my name, you know!

Leo Bat-og: *Magbalik ko kun diin ko halin, e. Sa Jurassic Park.*
  translation: I'll go back to where i'm from. Jurassic Park.

Reynel Hugnatan: *Model guro ko sang Rexona. O di ba sa suka Datu Puti.*
            translation: Maybe a Rexona model. Or at Datu Puti Vinegar.

John Lim: DHL/FedEx Express Delivery Boy without transportation.