The Fonz Today #3
THE FONZ TODAY! #3 by W.O. Aug. 4, 1991 (Happy 15th GoodGuys Club) Editor: It's football time and we look in on coach Fonz's team winning another one... || Player (chasing Kevin): Crud! Final Gun: BANG! Crowd: Yeah! Alright! Announcer: ...and the Cool Jr. High team wins 24-3!
Fonz: Way to go guys! See you all in practice on Friday. || Editor: After the game in the locker room... Jared (after seeing his friend snorting cocaine): Kevin are you taking that junk? Kevin: Just a little bit. Jared: Why?
Kevin: Jared, please don't tell. Fonz (in the distance): Ayyy! Jared let's get home. || Editor: Later at home: Fonz: Great game son. How's you like Kevin's touchdown? Jared: Yeah, he was really speeding up that field alright.
Editor: Friday at practice... Kevin: SNIFF! Jared (seeing this thinking): Oh no. || Jared: Kevin?!?
Joke at page bottom...Fonz: What did the blind man say when he got a comb for a present? Cunningham: What? Fonz: I'll never part with it. Aaaayy!!
Fonz: What's wrong? Is Kevin O.K.? Jared: No Dad call the hospital! || Jared (thinking): Poor Kevin.
Editor: Later at the hospital... Fonz: The doctor says Kevin took cocaine. Did you know about this? Jared: Yes. He begged me not to tell anybody. || Kevin: Ooohh! Fonz: Hey doctor somethings wrong with Kevin!!
Editor: Kevin is rushed to emergency... Kevin: Ooohh! || Jared: Dad, I should've told you. Maybe this would not have happened. Fonz: I know it was a tough call. I'm just glad that is not you in there. Jared: Never.
Editor: A few hours later... Doctor: Kevin will be O.K. for now He is a very luck boy. We got hold of his parents they were out of town. Fonz and Jared: Alright!!! || Fonz (to readers): Hey folks listen up. The Fonz says drugs are not cool. Jared: Jared says ditto! || Editor: I know this is pretty serious stuff for our mag but some stuff just has to be told. Just say NO!! 'Till next time...
Joke at page bottom...Cunningham: Why are you taking your motorcycle out in this rainstorm? Fonz: It's a driving rain. Aaaayy!!
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