THE RUDE RAG
or P.I.T. (Politically Incorrect Times)
How The Gingrinch Stole Christmas
In his lair at the dump, he figured us voters as chumps.
He was right, the democrats had lost their fight.
He had found great luck in the year with no puck.
The day he came to power, he sent ole Bill to cower.
He slinked into town causing the Whos in Whoville to frown.
He took their food stamps. He took their handicap ramps.
He took their old coats. He shoved his religion down their throats.
He took their social security checks.
He took the candy canes from under children's necks.
He took money from the welfare mothers.
He separated her babies brother from brother.
He took them to an orphan home.
He left her on the street to roam.
He took all this and went back.
He had many things loaded in that sack.
The next morning the Whos in Whoville did a suprising thing.
They forgave Gingrinch and voted him King.
Gingrinch proclaimed that was good for a start.
The Whos in Whoville just hope Gingrinch would grow a heart.
Happy Holidays!!
Empty glass, empty plates on left. Full house on the right.
Dinner with Newt at one of his goverment run orphanges. Ymm! Ymm! Eat up yall!
by W.O. 12/6/94