The Fonz Today #2
THE FONZ TODAY! #2 by W.O. 4/17/91
Editor: It's summer! The Fonz, his son Jared and a friend have decided to vacation at a cabin in the woods... || Fonz: We're here.
Fonz: This is Richie Cunningham's cabin. Jared: It's neat. || Jared: Hey Jody, let's go swimming. Jody: O.K.
Fonz (thinking): That was a long drive. I guess I'll get some sleep. || (scary dude behind hockey mask wearing Jason fan club shirt): ERRR! Fonz: AAHHH!!
top right corner: itsy bitsy spider || Richie (takes mask off): It's just me Fonz. Fonz: Cunningham! Richie: Heh! Heh! || Fonz: It's nice to see you but next time you do that I'll rearrange your face to look like Jasons' Richie: O.K. Fonz. I'll be in town at my house. Have fun! Fonz: I will pay you back Cunningham!
Joke at page bottom...Cunningham: Fonz, your hair is getting thin. Fonz: So who wants fat hair? Aaaay!!
Fonz: Hey guys, it's getting dark. Come out to have some supper. Jared: O.K. Dad. || Editor (refering to scary masked dude hiding behind tree): Who is this? Cunningham playing another trick? Let's see...
Fonz: There's nothing ike camping out. || Jared: Let's chow. || Fonz: That Cunningham put the shakes in me dressed as Jason. Jared: What a nerd. Jody: Yeah!
Editor: Suddenly... Jody: HELP FONZ! Jared: EEEKK DAD! || Fonz: Don't worry guys, it's just Cunningham! Jared: Watch out Dad!
Fonz (thinking): Maybe that isn't Cunningham. Fonz: Ayyy! Scary dude (thinking): What the...? Word behind scary dude: BOOK! (old skewl slang term 4 running real fast, we used it all the time in my day hehe!) || Jody: Your Dad is really cool! Jared: That's for sure Jody! || Editor: See ya next time!
Joke at page bottom...Shoe clerk: May I help you sir? Fonz: Do you have alligator shoes? Shoe clerk: Yes sir. What size does your alligator wear? Fonz: Aaaay!!
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