The Fonz Today #1
The words in the comix are listed below the drawings....
THE FONZ TODAY! #1 by W.O. 4/2/91
or "The Fonz Todaaaayy!!"
Editor: The Fonz has come a ways since the "Happy Days". We find him now a 49 year old. He owns a chain of auto parts stores called Coolamundo Wheels, Inc. || He's a single parent with a 12 year old son named J.R. (Jared Richard) Fonzarelli. I bet we know where he came up with the boys middle name (Aaaay! "Richie" Cunningham). They live in Clearwater, Florida. There are many stories to tell and give us time. Let's start with today for now...
Pic of the Fonzarelli house || Looks like the Fonz is doing all right for himself...J.R.: Hey Dad! Do you have my walkman again?
Jared: Listening to Elvis again? That's cool. Let me hear. || Fonz: Here son.
Elvis singing in headphones: Oh since my baby left me... || Fonz: What do you think Jared?
Jared: That was cool Dad. Was that what they called rock'n'roll? || Fonz: Yes son, that was the real stuff.
Jared: Dad, my friends say that this is a tape of rock'n'roll. Do you want to listen? || Fonz: Sure son, your old man is cool. Fonz (thinking): It couldn't have changed that much.
Fonz (thinking): After all, rock'n'roll is rock'n'roll. || Fonz: AAAAH!
Jared.: Dad are you O.K.? Fonz: Just what kind of rock'n'roll is that called? Jared: Heavy metal. Fonz: You don't say!! || Editor: See ya next time Ayyy!