2000, 2003, 2006 NATIONAL CHAMPION
SLACKER UNIVERSITY
MEDIA GUIDE

This is your home for information about the Slacker University Thundering Slugs. The Slugs are founding members of the CCFFL, but were known as the Rum Runners from 1998 to 2001. The Slugs are coached by The Dude (of The Big Lebowski fame). The Dude replaced AWOL former head coach Jakie Chan, who led the Runners to the 2000 National Championship and was never seen again. The team won their second National Championsip in 2003. The Slugs were members of the Emmanuel Lewis Division until the 2001 expansion prompted their realignment to the Mushmouth Division.

All-Time Record
65-50-2
Year by Year Results
(* denotes bowl game)

1998(5-6, 3-2) Bacardi, L 50-56 Burlington, L 17-40 Palmetto St, L 37-53 Cincinnati, L 34-58 South Central, L 29-42 Sam Adams, L 39-55 Fairweather Johnson, W 34-27 Nietzche, W 74-35 Goldberg, W 67-46 College, W 46-40 South Park, W 57-37	1999(4-7, 2-3) Bacardi, L 18-88 Burlington, W 84-48 Palmetto St, L 42-53 Yellow Ledbetter, L 40-58 South Central, L 61-76 Sam Adams, W 74-54 Duff Beer, L 55-77 Headbanging, W 63-50 College, L 54-55 Lou Holtz, W 63-30 South Park, L 28-103	2000(9-2-1, 4-1) Bacardi, W 87-29 Burlington, W 55-44 Palmetto St, T 52-52 Cincinnati, W 86-75 South Central, W 85-47 Sam Adams, W 65-38 Duff Beer, W 68-61 Headbanging, W 68-58 Lou Holtz, L 50-69 College, L 57-61 South Park, W 54-21 Burlington, W 67-30*
2001(6-5, 1-2) Burlington, W 107-61 Morristown, W 78-42 South Central, W 75-41 Headbanging, L 67-69 Bite Me, W 94-57 Duff Beer, L 29-70 Sam Adams, L 55-65 Cincinnati, W 72-71 College, W 40-29 Million Dollar, L 60-80 Duff Beer, L 73-132*	2002(6-5-1, 0-3) Bacardi, L 43-58 Headbanger, W 83-67 Bite Me, L 54-81 College, W 74-61 Football Team, W 81-65 Morristown, L 52-90 Burlington, T 52-52 Sam Adams, L 46-74 Foggy Bottom, W 89-35 Duff Beer, W 74-36 Palmetto St, W 77-36 Million Dollar, L 53-62	2003(9-4, 5-2, 2-1) Football Team, W 42-20 Bacardi, L 24-44 Duff Beer, L 47-73 Pee Dee, L 40-49 Morristown, W 50-23 Bite Me, L 52-54 College, W 69-40 Cincinnati, W 73-67 Palmetto St, W 57-0 Sam Adams, W 77-32 Foggy Bottom, W 49-39 Million Dollar, W 63-8 South Central, W 75-56*
2004(5-6, 2-5, 2-1) Foggy Bottom, W 115-34 Palmetto St, L 49-60 Morristown, L 36-57 South Central, W 45-34 Bite Me, L 36-93 Duff Beer, L 31-56 Headbanger, W 45-28 Sam Adams, W 39-23 Cincinnati, L 36-54 Football Team, L 54-57 Million Dollar, W 38-25	2005(5-6, 4-3, 2-1) Cronko, L 27-35 Morristown, L 50-53 College, L 30-69 Sam Adams, L 2-41 Burlington, L 30-73 Cincinnati, W 63-42 Palmetto St, W 65-32 Duff Beer, L 62-88 Clermont, W 113-71 Bite Me, W 57-26 Million Dollar, W 72-34	2006(9-4, 5-2, 1-2) Headbanger, W 84-75 Cronko, W 63-59 Morristown, W 76-52 Pee Dee, L 78-116 Sam Adams, L 45-75 South Central, L 40-60 Cincinnati, W 62-58 Palmetto St, W 73-69 Duff Beer, W 33-23 Clermont, W 76-44 Bite Me, W 40-31 Million Dollar, L 46-47 South Central, W 82-59*
2007(7-5, , ) College, W 97-85 Cronko, W 88-61 Morristown, W 87-57 Burlington, W 88-36 Gridiron Group, W 88-34 Betty White, L 44-81 Cincinnati, L 53-59 Palmetto St, L 53-120 Duff Beer, L 62-63 Clermont, W 66-64 Bite Me, W 92-22 Peoples U, L 46-70

Career Record vs. Opponents
(* denotes bowl game)

Betty White (0-1-0) 2007, L 44-81	Bite Me (4-3-0) 2001, W 94-57 2002, L 54-81 2003, L 52-54 2004, L 36-93 2005, W 57-26 2006, W 40-31 2007, W 92-22	Burlington (5-2-1) 1998, L 17-40 1999, W 84-48 2000, W 55-44 2000, W 67-30* 2001, W 107-61 2002, T 52-52 2005, L 30-73 2007, W 88-36	Cincinnati (5-3-0) 1998, L 34-58 2000, W 86-75 2001, W 72-71 2003, W 73-67 2004, L 36-54 2005, W 63-42 2006, W 62-58 2007, L 53-59	Clermont (6-0-0) 2002, W 89-35 2003, W 49-39 2004, W 115-34 2005, W 113-71 2006, W 76-44 2007, W 66-64
College (5-3-0) 1998, W 46-40 1999, L 54-55 2000, L 57-61 2001, W 40-29 2002, W 74-61 2003, W 69-40 2005, L 30-69 2007, W 97-85	Cronko (2-1-0) 2005, L 27-35 2006, W 63-59 2007, W 88-61	Duff Beer (4-7-0) 1998, W 34-27 1999, L 55-77 2000, W 68-61 2001, L 29-70 2001, L 73-132* 2002, W 74-36 2003, L 47-73 2004, L 31-56 2005, L 62-88 2006, W 33-23 2007, L 62-63	Gridiron Group (3-1-0) 2002, W 81-65 2003, W 42-20 2004, L 54-57 2007, W 88-34	Headbanger (5-1-0) 1999, W 63-50 2000, W 68-58 2001, L 67-69 2002, W 83-67 2004, W 45-28 2006, W 84-75
Morristown (4-3-0) 2001, W 78-42 2002, L 52-90 2003, W 50-23 2004, L 36-57 2005, L 50-53 2006, W 76-52 2007, W 87-57	Palmetto St (4-4-1) 1998, L 37-53 1999, L 42-53 2000, T 52-52 2002, W 77-36 2003, W 57-0 2004, L 49-60 2005, W 65-32 2006, W 73-69 2007, L 53-120	Pee Dee (0-2-0) 2003, L 40-49 2006, L 78-116	Peoples U (5-5-0) 1998, W 57-37 1999, L 28-103 2000, W 54-21 2001, L 60-80 2002, L 53-62 2003, W 63-8 2004, W 38-25 2005, W 72-34 2006, L 46-47 2007, L 46-70	South Central (5-3-0) 1998, L 29-42 1999, L 61-76 2000, W 85-47 2001, W 75-41 2003, W 75-56* 2004, W 45-34 2006, L 40-60 2006, W 82-59*
Bacardi (1-4-0) 1998, L 50-56 1999, L 18-88 2000, W 87-29 2002, L 43-58 2003, L 24-44	Goldberg (1-0-0) 1998, W 67-46	Lou Holtz (1-1-0) 1999, W 63-30 2000, L 50-69	Nietzche (1-0-0) 1998, W 74-35	Sam Adams (4-5-0) 1998, L 39-55 1999, W 74-54 2000, W 65-38 2001, L 55-65 2002, L 46-74 2003, W 77-32 2004, W 39-23 2005, L 2-41 2006, L 45-75
Yellow Ledbetter (0-1-0) 1999, L 40-58

Team Superlatives

	1998 - 2002 and 2006 -	2003 - 2005*
Highest Point Total, Game -	107 vs Burlington in 2001.	115 vs Foggy Bottom in 2004.
Highest Point Total, Season -	864 in 2007.	718 in 2003.
Lowest Point Total, Season -	484 in 1998.	524 in 2004.
Lowest Point Total, Game -	17 vs Burlington in 1998.	2 vs Sam Adams in 2005.
Biggest Margin of Victory -	70 vs Bite Me in 2007 (92-22).	81 vs Foggy Bottom in 2004 (115-34).
Biggest Margin of Defeat -	75 vs South Park in 1999 (28-103).	57 vs Bite Me in 2004 (36-93).
Longest Winning Streak -	8 (week 7 2003 to week 1 2004)
Longest Losing Streak -	6 (week 1 1998 to week 6 1998)

*opponent defensive score subtracted from point total during 2003-2005 seasons

Player Records 2003 - 2007*

	Career	Season	Game
Most Points	Vince Young 342 in 2003-2005.	Vince Young 225 in 2005.	Kay-Jay Harris 49 in 2004.
Most Points (QB)	Vince Young 342 in 2003-2005.	Vince Young 225 in 2005.	Vince Young 41 in 2005.
Most Points (RB)	Steven Jackson 153 in 2003.	Steven Jackson 153 in 2003.	Kay-Jay Harris 49 in 2004.
Most Points (WR)	Michael Crabtree 207 in 2007.	Michael Crabtree 207 in 2007.	Todd Blythe 44 in 2005.
Most Points (K)	Art Carmody 216 in 2005-2007.	Trey DiCarlo 115 in 2003.	Art Carmody 17 in 2006.
Most Points (D)	Texas 398 in 2003-2007.	Texas 130 in 2003.	Texas 25 in 2005.

*player stats not available prior to 2003

Click Here for Complete Player Stats (2003-2006)

Complete Player Stats (2003-2007)

	Player	Years	Starts	Points	PPS	Benched	PLOTB
1.	Texas	2003-2007	41	398	9.7	16	0
2.	Vince Young	2003-2005	17	342	20.1	19	0
3.	Timmy Chang	2003-2004	13	247	19	11	0
4.	Art Carmody	2005-2007	24	216	9	9	0
5.	Chase Daniel	2006	12	208	17.3	1	0
6.	Michael Crabtree	2007	12	207	17.2	0	0
7.	Davone Bess	2006-2007	22	207	9.4	1	0
8.	Mark Clayton	2003-2004	19	183	9.6	5	0
9.	Chase Holbrook	2007	11	180	16.4	0	0
10.	Trey DiCarlo	2003-2004	19	169	8.9	5	0
11.	Steven Jackson	2003	11	153	13.9	2	0
12.	Clemson	2003-2007	18	143	7.9	37	0
13.	J.J. Arrington	2004	9	137	15.2	3	0
14.	Patrick Jackson	2005-2007	16	130	8.1	14	0
15.	Wendell Mathis	2005	9	129	14.3	3	0
16.	Todd Blythe	2005-2007	17	108	6.4	10	0
17.	Shannon Woods	2006-2007	13	97	7.5	6	0
18.	Kay-Jay Harris	2004	7	87	12.4	4	0
19.	Marlon Lucky	2005-2007	10	86	8.6	22	0
20.	Maurice Stovall	2003-2005	11	81	7.4	25	0
21.	T.A. McLendon	2003-2004	11	76	6.9	13	0
22.	Dallas Baker	2005-2006	11	62	5.6	14	0
23.	Eric Shelton	2003	5	54	10.8	8	0
24.	Clint Stitser	2005-2006	7	54	7.7	18	0
25.	Devard Darling	2003	9	53	5.9	4	0
26.	Keron Henry	2004	7	44	6.3	4	0
27.	Robert Hubbard	2006	8	38	4.8	5	0
28.	Garrett Hartley	2007	4	31	7.8	0	0

	Player	Years	Starts	Points	PPS	Benched	PLOTB
29.	Ryan Moore	2003-2006	10	27	2.7	39	0
30.	Mike Goodson	2007	4	26	6.5	0	0
31.	Josh Fields	2003	4	25	6.2	9	0
32.	Jared Siegel	2003-2004	5	24	4.8	19	0
33.	Cedric Humes	2004-2005	3	22	7.3	20	0
34.	Mike Hamilton	2005-2006	5	22	4.4	20	0
35.	Austin Scott	2003-2005	4	9	2.2	32	0
36.	Mark Sanchez	2006-2007	2	6	3	12	0
37.	Jahvid Best	2007	2	6	3	0	0
38.	Jason Gwaltney	2005	2	6	3	10	0
39.	Duane Coleman	2003-2004	0	0	0	24	0
40.	Stafon Johnson	2006	0	0	0	13	0
41.	Chris Hale	2003	0	0	0	13	0
42.	Brent Schaeffer	2006	0	0	0	13	0
43.	Ben Bell	2007	0	0	0	0	0
44.	Taylor Potts	2007	0	0	0	0	0
45.	Taylor Bennett	2007	0	0	0	0	0
46.	Kealoha Pilares	2007	0	0	0	0	0
47.	Dez Bryant	2007	0	0	0	0	0
48.	Lavelle Hawkins	2005-2006	1	0	0	24	0
49.	Fui Vakapuna	2007	0	0	0	0	0
50.	Marcus Whalen	2003	0	0	0	13	0
51.	Jason Colson	2005	1	0	0	11	0
52.	JR House	2005	1	0	0	11	0
53.	Airese Currie	2003-2004	0	0	0	24	0
54.	Lawrence Bady	2004	1	0	0	10	0
55.	Xavier Lee	2004-2005	0	0	0	23	0
56.	Michael Goodson	2006	0	0	0	13	0

ACCOLADES
Trophy Case

2000 Brady Bunch Bowl and National Champions

2003 Brady Bunch Bowl and National Champions

2006 Brady Bunch Bowl and National Champions

Bowl Appearances (3-1)

2000 Brady Bunch Bowl (win over Burlington 67-30)
2001 Good Times Bowl (lost to Duff Beer 73-132)
2003 Brady Bunch Bowl (win over South Central 75-56)
2006 Brady Bunch Bowl (win over South Central 82-59)

Championships

2000 Emmanuel Lewis Division Champions
2001 Mushmouth Division Champions
2003 Mushmouth Division Champions
2003 Emmanual Lewis Conference Champions
2006 Mushmouth Division Champions
2006 Emmanual Lewis Conference Champions

Awards

1999 Freshman of the Year - Michael Vick
2003 (tie) Kicker of the Year - Trey DiCarlo
2005 QB of the Year - Vince Young

Hall Of Fame Members

Michael Vick, Class of 2002

All-CCFFL Players

2000 QB - Michael Vick
2000 RB - Anthony Thomas
2001 RB - William Green (second team)
2003 RB - Steven Jackson
2003 Def - Texas
2003 K - Trey DiCarlo (second team)
2004 RB - J.J. Arrington (second team)
2005 QB - Vince Young
2005 Def - Texas (second team)
2006 WR - Davone Bess (second team)
2006 K - Art Carmody (second team)

First Round Picks

1998 - Brock Huard, QB, 9th overall
1999 - Arnold Jackson, WR, 6th overall
2000 - Freddie Milons, WR, 4th overall
2001 - Timmy Chang, QB, 12th overall
2002 - Steven Jackson, RB, 11th overall
2003 - Eric Shelton, RB, 10th overall
Josh Fields, QB, 11th overall (from Morristown)
2004 - Kay-Jay Harris, RB, 16th overall
2005 - Marlon Lucky, RB, 6th overal
2006 - Davone Bess, WR, 7th overall
2007 - Chase Holbrook, QB, 2nd overall
Mike Crabtree, WR, 6th overall

Team MVPs
1998 - Anthony Thomas	1999 - Lamont Jordan	2000 - Michael Vick
2001 - William Green	2002 - Timmy Chang	2003 - Steven Jackson
2004 - JJ Arrington	2005 - Vince Young	2006 - Davone Bess
2007 - Michael Crabtree

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2000, 2003, 2006 NATIONAL CHAMPION
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