The Attic

Interesting Things - Click here! You won't regret it! Trust me!

Stupid Things - These are some short stories I wrote once when I got bored. Read em if you want, I don't care.

Tunes - Listen to some cool tunes.

A Spoon-testing plant, mid-day. The tension is so thick, you could read a newspaper with it. Clyde the headtester is seated at table #1. In front of him (on the table) is a plate of linguine, a bowl of split-pea, and Acme Utensil's latest invention: the whiffle spoon.

Made of durable lightweight plastic, the whiffle spoon sports four pea-sized holes, in the bowl. It is touted as the ultimate calorie saver.

Clyde lifts the spoon, elegantly, slowly, respecting its awesome power. Ploosh. It dips into the soup. Shloop. It rebounds toward Clyde's mouth. Four peas plug the holes. Clyde gets a spoonful of soup. What a terrible disaster!

Upstairs

TicTacToe - Play some virtual Tic Tac Toe!

7 up - Get all the info you want (and a little more) on the amazing spinning "up" can.

River - A great story about a man, a woman, and a river. Not recommend for kids under 10, and adults over 60.

Downstairs

Flood - Story about a flood . . . what could be better?

Happy - If it's your birthday . . . you don't have to . . . but click Happy, or just this.

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The Basement

2000 - The exact time left until the year 2000! Whoo hooo!

I Dare You - Brian Mosher's I Dare You To Choose Your Own Adventure. Try your picking skills . . . or don't.

Bob The Lemon - A story about my good friend . . . . Bob The Lemon.

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