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Smyrd Who?  How and Why

Smyrd Visitors (guest residents)

Smyrd in Song & Print

Send us your Smyrd Poetry, Pictures,
                        Memories and stories
                             for posting below

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Architecturally speaking... +


  We've never seen Smyrd  
 
  only the hide of his herd.


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Skip Landt reports how the Smyrd idea developed...

    "We had a group that gathered for breakfast in the dining hall -- Lee Schwarz and I, and an assortment of others, most also associated with the Natty Bumppo Society.

    (Anyone remember that registered student organization? It was a bald-faced ploy to get permission for the women to stay out overnight).

     Don Bradley and John Polking were part of this group, among others.

     We were not unfamiliar with Smyrdian impulses ourselves, and the Smyrd idea came up in conversation, maybe at some level as a ploy to meet more women. Or, more likely, to impress women who wouldn't give us a second look.

     As for writing the song, well, every social consciousness movement needs its song, and that's were we started. We sat in Lee's room on the 4th floor of East House and based it on the story in the dedication speech that I had written.

        But beyond the dedication and working with Lee on the song, I can't recall anything -- and I'm especially foggy on how the crowd was gathered that one year to mark on the president's house.
(We may have been involved or not)."  

 
    Let us know if you can add to Skip's memory. 

 

 

  

  

          5824 Kimbark Ave
             on the University of Chicago Campus
                                                Chicago IL

 Inside Smyrd's lounge -1st floor 1998. 
Photo by classmate Glenda Hawley Kapsalis
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    New Dorm  in '98.  Demolished in 2002
   
photo  ©   by  Glenda Kapsalis


                      ~    more pictures to come  ~

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

New Dorm 1956 - 2002, was designed by Eero Saarinen,  It was comprised of three "houses" North [women], East [men], and West [women] surrounding a fenced court yard joined on the south side by a two story common area with refectory  services on the upper level.   A key feature, named by residents, were the three "fish bowls" lounges on the first floor looking out at Ida Noyes Hall.  These were the site of twist parties and "make out" sessions in the '60s.

On April 11th 1963, at the meeting of the Board of Trustees, the three named Sarrinen building [The New Women's Dormitory, New Dorm, and Smyrd Hall] acquired a total of four more names--this time all official.

The Maroon reported.....

        
Woodward Commons
"The cafeteria of the New Women's Dormitory has been named "Woodward Commons" as a memorial to Mr. Fritz Woodward.  Woodward's major contribution was as an administrator.  He was appointed acting president twice by the Board of trustees in the absence of regular appointees.

His first term was in 1925 after the death of President Ernest De Witt Burton and before President Max MAson.  His second came in 1928 after the resignation of Mason and until the appointment of Hutchins in 1929.

                 Flint House
The east unit of the New Women's Dormitory is named "Flint House" in honor of Edith Foster Flint. Flint received her Ph.B. and was then assistant in English here at UC.   She contributed a great deal to Univeristy life in the capacities of Househead of Kelly and as a college dean.  She was appointed Professor of English in 1923 and later became professor emeritus.

                  Wallace House
The west unit of the new dormitory group has been named "Wallace House" as a memorial to Elizabeth Wallace, who came to the Unioversity as a fellow and remained here throughout her career.

Her colorful background included as acquaintance with Mark Twain, of whom she later wrote,  In her earlier years, she lived in Paris and was a friend to the French impressionists.

She is reputed to have often frequented the Moulin Rouge.  her academic contribution was as professor of romance languages, and her autobiography is entitled, "The Unending Journey."

                   Rickert House
The north unit of the dormitory group has been named "rickert House" in honor of Edith Rickert.  Rickert received her Ph.D. at UC in 1899 then taught at Hyde Park High School.  She was a professor of English in Chaucerian Medieval English studies at UC from 1930 on.  She was the author of several novels and collaborated with John MAtthew Manly in a number of English criticisms.

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Smyrd in Pictures:
 

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     Lighting up the Smyrd Lights

 

 

 

 

 

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Smyrd Visitors:  (guest residents)

Paul Goodman

 

 

 

 

Stayed in West House guest quarters.
I remember Paul Goodman's visit - he spent a lot of time in East House and was a fascinating conversationalist.--Skip Landt

 

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Smyrd in Song:

 

  S myrd Hall (a.k.a. Smurd Hall)
  The New Dorm Food Protest Song
I'm Gonna Die in B-J *
                                                                  Send us your Smyrd Song for posting


 

spacer.gif (47 bytes)Join us for the Smyrd Memorial ~
Reunion weekend June 6-8 2003.

 

Smyrd Hall (a.k.a. Smurd Hall)
                           by Skip Landt and Lee Schwarz ©

(tune The Battle Hymn of the Republic)

CHORUS:
Smyrd Hall forever, Smyrd Hall forever,
Smyrd Hall forever as we go marching on.

In the beauty of the dairy, Smyrd was born across the sea
With the money in his pockets that now houses you and me.
As he gave to give us shelter, let us march to make him free!
His spirit marches on!

CHORUS

His spirit is the spirit that is known across the land;
We know him by his legend and have felt his might hand;
We have tasted of his liquor and have heard his vile demand.
His spirit marches on.

CHORUS

Mine eyes have seen injustice in the naming of his hall;
An administration evil that is forced upon us all;
If it can't be known as Smyrd, let there be no name at all!!!
His spirit marches on!

CHORUS

(quietly, with feeling)
He is missing at our parties; he is missing in our halls.
But deep within our bosoms, we can hear his spirit call,
"Not East! Not West! Not North! Not South!
By God, name it Smyrd Hall!"
His spirit marches on!

CHORUS                                                 Songs 

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The New Dorm Food Protest Song
              (a fragment collected by Robin Kaufman '65.)
               If you know of more verses, please let us know.

(tune The Battle Hymn of the Republic)

Oh, tell me have you seen these tired vegetables before.
I have seen them on the tables; I have seen them on the floor.
The food is really rotten,
But we shall not be fed.

Cheers to Wick and Vice and Newman.
They don't think that we are human.
Decisions are made by just a few men,
And we shall not be fed.                                
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* Out of respect and sympathy to our B-J friends, Smyrd residents would like to recognize a song on the gastronomic experiences of the residents of B-J. spacer.gif (817 bytes) spacer.gif (817 bytes)
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   by Fred Wenger and Joe Brisben'63 ©

    (tune The Battle Hymn of the Republic)

There's a bright, golden mold on the cornflakes. (2x)
The juice is so rancid, it rots out the glass.
Oh, living in B-J is a pain in the ass.

'Cause the eggs are cooked with vermin,
And the toast tastes like clay.
I've got an awful feeling
I'm gonna die in B-J. (2x)                     
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And in tribute to total disclosure and the premise that it is possible to learn and change over time....check this out spacer.gif (817 bytes)
spacer.gif (817 bytes) We'd love to hear from today's "New Dorm" students ...so tell us, in song or verse, how it is in Big Bird, Kermit, etc....

Smyrd Poetry:

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        Upstairs in Dining Hall, New Dorm
        We exercised our voices [UofC form]
        We argued and ate
        [Much okra per plate]
        While resisting, reviling all calls to conform.

              
[reference to Student Defense loan affidavit]
                                                         --Pearl Bloom Tabak 1997

 

    We are awaiting your Ode to Smyrd...                     The Dairy Farmer Benefactor

       There was a rich old man named Smyrd
       He would never follow the herd
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       When time came to make out his will,
       For New Dorm he said, "Send the bill."

       So he was taken at his word.                                                -- Meryl Dann 1997

we'd love to post your Smyrd poem!

Sunning

      Once, New Dorm’s green grass
                  Fought off the City Gray
                      As we sunned on our arse 
                                                                                     -- Meryl Dann 2002

 

 G$B Transformations ~ variations on a theme by HideOn~Your Choice

    G$B Transformation I     G$B Transformation II
            The green grass of Smyrd             The green grass of Smyrd
                  Gives way                        Gave way     to the bird of prey
                      To the greenback of today.                        ...the greenback of today.

                                        -- Meryl Dann 2002

In a hall named for Smyrd
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

--Eliot Landau  2003

 

Oh give me a home
where the matzohlos roam
where the lox and the bagelopes play,
where cream cheese is shmeared
in a hall named for Smyrd
near the walls of UC so gray.

Home there on the range
where the chicken soup boils all day
filled with soft matzoh balls
far from Smyrd Hall.
stirred by old Hannah Gray.

 

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