Slimal was born in a grave, or so ran the story in the newspaper of the time, which said: "Boy born in grave; will grow up to be jerk." This was, of course, true. Slimal is a jerk. He's so much of a jerk that sometimes he goes under the alias Slimel. His family, as best we can tell, hit him about the back with large sausages. This left an impression on him. His father, O. Meyers, and wife used to tie him up by his toes and cover him with honey and let bears lick him. This was not a happy childhood. His only friend and confidant was a strange dwarf named Flandofleaz, who untied him from his unbearable torture. (Groan!!)

Anyway, they soon became friends and toured the country as a singing duet called Big and Small. However, this pair didn't sing very well. This though never troubled them until one day in the town of Podunk, Utah, when there was a rival concert by Bsavian subscribers Pyro Potato"e", Barton the Exaggerator, and The Cremspleno Dingdino. The BSA trio were playing to sold out audiences while Big and Small sang to a half-dead squirrel and a cattle skull.

Both of these malicious malefactors swore to bring the BSA to its knees make it beg for it's life, but then kill it anyway!

It wasn't until Slimal and Flandofleaz moved to Canada that their opportunity arose. Slimal entered the political arena and was voted into the LMS Senate, the chief governing body of Canada.

He then proceeded to chair more and more committees and formed the UnCanadian Activities Committee, who labeled the BSA as traitors. The Head Brigadoon and the Arch Whino (who was subpoenaed from La Paz) were called to testify before his evil council. While he had them all distracted he sent Flandofleaz to steal the sacred charter of the BSA. Thus began the Second Charter War. The First one happed before this.

Many subsequent battles occurred, and it was during one of these that Flandofleaz was struck from his car by a comet and blinded. Seeing the poor blinded Flandofleaz, Hemobloatkin restored his sight and Flandofleaz saw the BSA wasn't so bad after all.

Slimal, upon learning that his only friend had left him for the cool BSA, swore to have them all killed. However after embezzling funds from the LMS Senate he was deported to Swaziland, then came back, and later was again deported to Elba. He now works off this little island making voodoo dolls of BSA members that don't work and crying a lot, vowing to return to power.  The BSA will be ready for him if he dares to try.