Lorman was born to noble beginnings. He was one of the esteemed students of Lord Author Panzipantz Pengriffon in the Bsavian Manor Nablazia.
However he was prone to easily anger and full of hatred. He had little patience for his lessons and thought himself superior to
everyone, including his fellow students The Head Brigadoon and the Laughing Computer.
When Lord Pengriffon was mortally wounded by King Bofo and his minions, Lorman was enraged when he
found out he was not one of the chosen to carry on the legacy of Bsavian Thought. He swore to forever cast off Bsavian Thought and
for all which it stood. Lorman then began formed his rival theory:
Know-Nothingism Thought. The Know-Nothing Party denounces all of the
BSA's ideals and philosophies, and makes a point of trying to find flaws
in Bsavian Thought.
He continues to this day to attack the Canadian borders on occasion and is always thwarted. Even though he is
the greatest and most well-trained general of the Know-Nothings and
their best military tactician, his military rival The Arch Whino is even better trained and
an even better tactician, nah-na-nah-na-na! And of course Spie Supreme
Ice Cream's continual infiltration of the Know-Nothing base and his
pilfering of their plans aids in Lorman's defeats.
