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MUTATED WOLF-LIKE CREATURES DISCOVERED
LIVING IN OCEAN!
NOSTRILS MIGRATED FROM FRONT OF FACE TO TOP OF HEAD!!
Scientists predict that in a few million years blow hole will continue to migrate down back and underneath merging with mammal's "bung-hole" thus resulting in greater biological function efficiency - READ MORE!!!
ALIENS
VISITED EARTH IN DISTANT PAST, SAYS FAMOUS MOLECULAR BIOLOGIST!
THEY SEEDED EARTH WITH LIFE IN A PROCESS HE CALLS DIRECTED PANSPERMIA!!
Sperm whales may or may not be involved somehow (see story above) . Answers questions as to how life first arose (excluding alien life, of course) - READ MORE!!!
MISSING LINK DISCOVERED!
SCIENTIFIC/ARTISTIC CONCEPTION (AS SEEN TO LEFT) DRAWN FROM ABUNDANCE OF FOSSIL EVIDENCE PROVES THAT THEY REALLY EXISTED!!
Related: Whole community swallows pig's tooth - hook, line and sinker!!! You want the tooth? You want the tooth?! You can't handle the tooth!!!!- READ MORE!!!!!
MILLERSTEIN'S MONSTER - LIFE CREATED
IN LAB!
SCIENTISTS SPEND HUNDREDS OF MANHOURS DESIGNING AND IMPLEMENTING EXPERIMENT TO SHOW HOW LIFE AROSE WITHOUT ANY INTELLIGENT INVOLVMENT!!
Toxic tar-like substance produced proves that you came from goo!!! Law of biogenesis may be downgraded to "wacky idea of an ignorant past age" - READ MORE!!!!!
MISSING LINK DISCOVERED - AGAIN!
IT'S MORE THAT A PIG'S TOOTH THIS TIME - IT'S A COMPLETE SKULL!!
100% guaranteed pure authentic genuine real bonafide faux discovery is absolute proof of human evolution, some scientists claim - READ MORE!!!
GYNECOLOGICAL
NIGHTMARE!
HUMAN EMBRYOS DISCOVERED RESEMBLING ANIMALS!!
Dr. Haeckel claims it's true!!! Has drawings to prove it!!!! Says he may have once resembled a "naked mole rate" - READ MORE!!!!!
340 MILLION YEAR OLD FISH FOSSIL COMES TO
LIFE!
SCIENTISTS PUZZLED AS TO WHY IT SHOWS NO SIGNS OF DECOMPOSING, AGING OR EVOLVING - IT HASN'T CHANGED IN MILLENIA!!
Reports of other ancient fossils coming to life are flooding in (pun intended) - READ MORE!!!
MODERN
CAVE PERSONS DISCOVERED!
STILL LIVING LIKE WE DID IN THE STONE AGE!!
Book a tour to come and frolic with these honest, peaceful vestiges of human evolution (for a nominal fee) - READ MORE!!!
FOR
DECADES SURGEONS REMOVED PERFECTLY GOOD BODY PARTS AND ORGANS!
WHEN BAD SCIENCE ATTACKS - IT'S UGLY AND IT AIN'T PRETTY!!
Will brains be next on the chopping block? - READ MORE!!!
DATELINE
KANSAS: TORNADO RIPS THROUGH JUNKYARD, CREATES FLYING JUMBO JET!
PASSENGERS EVEN SAY THAT THE MOVIES ARE GOOD AND THE FOOD IS TASTY!!
Scientists now flying airplanes directly into tornadoes in hopes of creating ultimate spacecraft!!! New pilots needed all the time - great pay, super benefits - READ MORE!!!!
MUTANTS
ARE INHABITING EARTH!
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE - AND SOME ARE EVEN BREEDING WITH HUMANS!!
Are you the offspring of a mutant love ritual? - READ MORE!!!
LIZARD
GIVES BIRTH TO BIRD!
SOME SCIENTISTS NOT CAUGHT OFF GUARD - EVEN PREDICTED IT!!
Process helps explain the long time mystery of sudden appearance of new species in the fossil record - READ MORE!!!