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An avid golfer sent his wife to the county club golf pro for golf lessons.
After many lessons, she wasn't doing anything correctly, and couldn't hit
the ball more than 25 yards.

The pro was frustrated and didn't know what else to do, so he said "Lady I
want you to grab the club like you grab your husband's penis and swing the
club at the golf ball."

She grabbed the club like she grabs her husband's penis, swung, and the ball
flew 200 yards right down the middle. The pro tees another ball, she swings
and it goes 225 yards, straight as an arrow.

The pro shakes his head and says, "That's terrific lady, but this time take the
club out of your mouth and use your hands."

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