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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.
The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball
headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands
together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.

"Please allow me to help, I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve
your pain if you'd just allow me!", she told him earnestly.

"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few minutes", he
replied as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together
at his crotch. The woman takes it upon herself to begin to "ease his pain".
She began to massage his groin. After a few moments she asked, "Does that feel better?" The man looked up at her and replied, "Yes, that feels
pretty good...but my thumb still hurts like hell!

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