A hearty thanks to all who participated in
the "IT" Contest!

Had a terrible time choosing a winner. We all have our reasons why we follow The Crowe and think he is IT! And while one response did stand out and initiate a giggle-fit that took quite awhile to subside, all the definitions of "It" were great, insightful, true as hell or just plain damn funny in their turn!

So without further ado, the winner is...


FIRST PRIZE!
Elizabeth
of the Crowe's Perch Message Board !
'...IT is a military strategy worthy of the greatest triumph of the General Maximus:

Artillery: Great gobs of high test testosterone fly off the movie screen, knocking unwary female viewers senseless and shameless.

Infantry: Weakened female population is then overcome by insidious and heretofore unsuspected sensitivity conveyed via big dewy blue eyes, husky musky deep voice, and amazing array of hand/and/or mouth moves to various parts of female (and at least in one case, male) anatomy.

Flanking action: Sense of humor and cuddly bear qualities catch vulnerable females completely off guard.

Cavalry: artillery and infantry having rendered female population prone and prostrate (so to speak), the final death charge instigated by the most glorious hard assed, muscle rippling, cattle wrasslin', phallic throbbing, specimen of manly man meat on the planet, driven by scathing intelligence and unparalleled acting ability. No woman can resist!

Unlike the tribes of Germania, we KNOW when we are conquered and we love it!'
But WAIT, we're not finished! There are also two runner-up spots to fill! Congratulations to these two winners!


What best describes why Russell Crowe has "it?"...

                                         
The mole under his left armpit.
                                                     Manny / Crowe's Perch Message Board



Russell Crowe is an old soul, who has lived many lifetimes and, on a subconcious level, many of us remember that he's fucked us and fucked us well in the lifetimes when we were lucky enough to know him. RC is the lay of a lifetime so just the trace memory of those good times is enough to get the "whore-mones" into high gear and get the undies gooey! It's all in the eyes, you can recognize people from your past lives by their eyes and RC's eyes do say it all... but we not-so-secretly hope that his juicy manhood will say it again! And again! And again! That's "it!"
                                                       Anna / CrowePeople Mailing List


Click HERE for the rest of the best! And they're all best! Thank you, ladies (and the one gent!)

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