WARNING: This may get very wierd indeed. You have been warned.
People who don't care about the whole geocities shebang can skip straight down to my main title without reading this next bit..
I have just submitted a banner [View it here.] for my page to the geoguide. That's the thing at the top of the page. It means that you don't get any of them annoying pop-up windows.. as far as i'm concerned, a small ad is a lot better than a big window. Problem is, it seems to have made some of my sub-pages go haywire, mostly making the background picture disappear and replaced with flat greyness. This problem will hopefully be solved and sorted by the time I come to upload my new set of updated pages..
For the benefit of the guys who have to rate my page to see whether it is worthy or not, I will leave a quick note here temporarily.
1) My page may not be in the right neighborhood. I am not sure of that since it covers many subjects. Maybe Area51 would have been better, but at the time I signed up this is the first place I came to that had vacancies. It was a long way down my list of preffered locations, but I've got used to it now.
2) The page is not finished, but it is accelerating towards it. The sub-pages will all be completed within a month i hope (wishful thinking :) and the links at the bottom of the page will soon dissapear into their own section. This place is also going to become a little more civilised than it is now. I think the decor needs toning down a little for a start.....
3) I will in all likelyhood have some arty bits on in future. At least, a page containing some artistic stuff I've made.
Okay, that's it.
Hell
and welcme t...
...The Marxc
Mega-Mighty Magical Web Library f Things!
Hey, check out this like, totally inaccurate counter..
This site has had
hits since 24th of April. Probably.
New; My email postcard to you. A quite pointless and possibly very temporary feature.
And if that isn't good enough, another quickie - OUR GCSE EXAM RESULTS are now out!! Joy! (Or in some cases, severe depression. It's not funny..)
Joy! I've found time to give my site a MAJOR bit of renovation. I have now started code on three of the listed sub-sites; you'll find the links to them further down the page (Tax the Yanks, Phun wiv Phish, and Thingz in Spaaayce). And now, nearly 3 months since starting my site, I have added.. well, so far two more pages but that total will increase as the evening draws on. Draws on a big spliff, i should be so lucky. The pages in question are 'Bizzare News from Behind the Glob' and 'The Techno-knowlegeable Graveyard' -- like all the others they are only an outline of what is to come. You can find links to them along with all the others at the bottom of this page. Also, a new idea. 'The 16 Ton Award' is coming... if you see it on any other site before this notice is removed, it's been stolen. So right now i must say.. ''The 16 Ton Award' is copyright (c) 1998 Mark Penrice and remains his intellectual property for as long as he wants it to'.. alright??
WARNING: Seriously huge construction work going on. Even more so because I am a total HTML newbie and haven't got any of those funky programs that help you out. :( also as i have just come back from a 5-week break from writing (i had some pretty major exams, you see), there will be some big continuty problems as I work out what needs to be done - and stuggle to remember how to do it. The logos are the biggest problem. I can't remeber how I made them, and I need some more. Argh!
THIS SITE IS BEST VIEWED WITH YOUR EYES. IT CONTAINS NO JAVA, NO FRAMES, but unfortunately one of THOSE IRRIATING WINDOWS THAT POP UP UNEXPECTEDLY, but it's nothing to do with me - the geocities server forces it down the line...:(
With luck, it will work at a reasonable speed on any computer with almost any modem, but it prefers at least:
486 PC or equivalent Mac / Amiga, 640x480 display with 256 colours, 14.4K Modem, and a reasonably up-to-date browsing program.
Right, now i've got all that out of the way, I can get onto the site proper. (DISCLAIMER: I am writing this new site straight over the top of the old one, so bits of it might creep in at points. forgive me.)
Hello there. My name is Mark Penrice, alternately known as Eddy Hitler on-line or a variety of other names in real life, not many of them complimentary. This site is (er, will be) a showcase of some of my interests, and the things I encounter in life, but mainly a bucketload of bizzare and intruiging items that me and a few friends thought up during some very boring lessons at school...
Anyhow, check out these mugshots for a quick idea of what I look like and where I got the 'Eddy Hitler' name from..
I feel a copyright infringement coming on!
I feel that this would be a good place to stick in the links to the sub-sites that i am currently coding up. First, the ones that work:
TAX THE YANKS!
Thingz in space (formerly babies in vacuum)
Phun with phish :)
bizzare news from behind the glob.
The TechnoKnowlegeable Graveyard
And now for the ones that i haven't written up (don't worry, they're in the pipeline, and the list is growing shorter by the hour)..
I may include a nice starry background on some pages. perhaps.
Workable Ecological Economic Miracle Cars.. :)
The (pen)Ultimate Link Page!
The Intra-Natio-Nail Bedsit of Cack and Multimedia!!?!!
The Gormpage?
Links to other sites on the Web
a neatish site that i found early on in my web life. recently changed...
THE CENTRE FOR THE EASILY AMUSED! :)
the daily blur seems to have died, so this link is entirely fictuous
UPDATE, 2.04pm July 14th 1998: THE DAILY BLUR IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE STATIC BLUR! Try this link!! Its only too bad you can't see the original site in it's prime. But anyone out there who is doing a site themselves must know like I do that updating the thing every day is a bit of a drag...
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try yahoo mail. it's not brill but you dont have to pay for it and the address is permanent.
Robert Morris' Attic of the World! I will include a logo for this as soon as i can..
also..
Hey! now my pesky little brother has his own page! It's for his Quake clan, the ganja dragoonz..
Visit at your own risk.
and much much more to come
Be sure to tell all your friends about the
!!!
i cant believe my homepage has started off on so naff a footing. never mind, i can always edit it later.. :)
regards, the marxman.
PS I promise that it will get better. soon. prepare for the low-bandwidth multimedia extravaganza of your life!
if this is you, mail me before june 1st and i will try to send you a scan of a fiver. cheers. (clue....)
Best Viewed *WITHOUT* 
, as it sucks really badly.
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