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Drunkeness is everything that people would like to do in real life but don't have the guts (gives you courage). Ms. Kelly is not nice as a teacher because she is a strict grader, however, when she is not your teacher she is a fairly nice person to know. Farting is one of the best feelings in the world next to sex, but I would not know because I'm a virgin. I should be an actor because even though I do know I'm drunk I'm still playing it for all it's worth.
-- Little Chief after having 9 plus shots of Alcohol.
.. the 1AR is trying to make the 2NR puke.. 2NR, just permute, and go with it... ::lapse of silence:: FUCK MILLARD WEST!! THEY SUCK!! ::lapse of silence:: .. johnson.. tell them to shut the fuck up.. they make me want to puke...
-- Little Chief after rum
nympho-sex-goddess's quote has been removed due to her expressed wishes.
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
-- W. C. Fields
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had nothing to live on but food and water.
-- W. C. Fields
The secret of drunkeness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson
Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
--Herman Melville
With wine comes truth.
--Unknown
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"Words of War"
"Miscellaneous"
"Words from Politicians"
"Of Love and Lies"
"Communism and Capitalism"
"Freedom of Speech"
"Power and Government"
"The Enemy"
"Sex"
"Quotes I found at School."
"Words from a drunk."
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