A guy that is whiny and frail, afraid to take risks, and in general your garden variety coward.
A guy that is so annoying you could just bury an axe in his skull, then beat his parents to death as punishment for creating such a lame individual.
A guy not worth any sort of respect as long as the word "wuss" applies.
A strange sounding word.
You know you're a wuss when…
When you try to talk to a girl, the first thing you say is something about like, "Hey, psst! psst!" or at the WORST, you try to yell at her out of a car[if this yelling is done from the passenger seat, it might be grounds for the death penalty].
You try to hide how intimidated you are by women you don't know but are interested in by saying lame sh-t that's supposed to look confident, but just comes off fake as hell like "so, when are we gonna go out?", "so, when are we gonna start talkin'?", "when are you gonna let me call you?"
You are constantly reffered to by women as "such a nice guy".
When you're talking to women, you think it looks smooth as hell to constantly look them up and down slowly, try to smile and move your lips seductively, and constantly move and gesture as if you're kickin' rap lyrics. Word to the wise, all the real men are watchin' you and laughin' our asses off, just be yourself idiot…and leave that sh-t to the people in music videos and all that who PAY those fine women to stand there and smile like that fake-ass player-pimp bullsh-t actually works.
Being drunk actually improves your chances of getting laid.
You think everyone in your state needs to hear your car stereo while driving.
Most of your friends are all females who won't date you, and it's not by choice.
You actually spend any real amount of money[over $20, and even that is pushin' it] on a girl you barely know.
You give girls unnecessarily "friendly" hugs when you see them, and you're dumb enough to think they don't know you're doin' it to feel their tits.
You carry a gun to keep people from beating the piss out of you.
You constantly piss and moan about girls about how stupid girls supposedly are, then fall head over heels in love the instant a girl gives you any amount of attention.
You are constantly flirting with your friend's girlfriend, then try to act surprised when he gives you a non-hostile-yet-needed ass-kicking.[I know fellas, I know…all is fair in love and war, and there really are no hard feelings, but the ass-kicking is just part of the cover charge for steppin' into that arena]
You constantly act like some chicken-head[for those that don't know, picture the "Shanene" character from the TV show "Martin", and imagine her acting even worse than she does…that's the basic idea], snapping your fingers in "Z-formation", using phrases like "ooo, nuh-uh!" and "awwww, no you didn't!!".
You try to give the impression that you're gay thinking girls will start trying to talk to you.
You try to be one of those constantly crying, "sensitive", overly emotional men, thinking any girls worth getting like seeing that bullsh-t.
You have to lie to girls for anything other than casual joking and amusement. Lying is cowardly fellas...it means you're afraid of the girl to the point where you're too intimidated to be yourself.
You're constantly trying to "cockblock" [example - You're trying to talk to a girl but not getting anywhere, or at least not as fast as you'd like, and you end up doing lame sh-t like walking into a room she's in and seeing another guy there and they're both clearly trying to talk private, and you just stand around like a dumbass talking about nothing and not leaving.]
You think expensive, brand-name clothes are all you need to snatch up cool females.
You get a girlfriend who treats you pretty decent, then cheat on her instead of just being a man and breakin' off the relationship to talk to someone else, and then make yourself look even worse by lying and/or pestering the hell out of the girl you cheated on begging and/or demanding forgiveness.
You watch talk shows for any reason other than to laugh your ass off at the idiocy of others who try to become 10minute celebrities by throwing out all their personal business for a weak-ass paycheck.
You try to threaten and pick physical fights on the internet.
You are constantly making any serious effort to meet girls on the internet.
You think me and Psychochik don't laugh our asses off for asking me or her for nude pics of her, her phone number, her home address, etc.
You are one of the dumbasses that still doesn't know that people who make those music videos trying to look like players, pimps, and hustlers rarely own any of the cars they drive, the phat houses they're partying in, or even knew more than half the women they have standing around in the videos before their record company shelled out the cash to get them in there.
You think women believe you if you come online telling them you're a model, doctor, well-paid lawyer, etc. who speaks several languages, drives a great car, and has a sex life that's so great you come online to meet women who "will just love you for who you are".
You use movies and other media to get ideas for dates and sex techniques, and do it more often than just being creative and original.
You try in ANY way to push your self image of being a playa, a pimp, a hustla, shao-lin, or a soldier. Especially on those last two, PLEASE PEOPLE let's kill those idiotic trends before they get anywhere near as played out and tired as Puff Daddy's commercial bullsh-t. Unless you are enrolled in a shao-lin style of martial arts or the military yourself(also exceptions can be made for those who have family/friends in the shao-lin styles of martial arts/the military and/or seriously support and learn about them), don't walk around callin' yourself "from shao-lin" or a "soldier", you look as stupid if not worse than those suburban idiots from nice quiet neighborhoods who started trying to walk, talk, and act like gangsters. Enjoy whatever you like, but let's leave fantasy as just that, and make reality into something that isn't so pathetic to where fantasy is so badly needed to start with.
