You actually think real women can't tell.
You call yourself a "bitch" thinking you'll sound intimidating or as a way of establishing identity.
You dress like a one of the girls from Clueless, and haven't been in a real fight in quite a while(that being anything over three to five months) yet for some reason think you can kick a lot of ass.
You watch movies, TV, and check other media looking for new personas and images to try out.
MTV is your main source for trends and fads.
You're constantly trying to dare people to dissagree with you in conversation, and never really bother to care what you're talking about anyway.
You go out of your way to appear intimidating.
You constantly complain and whine about things men do, knowing you're only treated the way you are because you're weak-minded, pathetic and not worth much effort anyway.
You judge all of your dates and guys that are interested in you by a standard set by some loser you never should have dated in the first place.
You intentionally go out with people that you know will turn out to be total losers [mainly because you're afraid to put in the time and effort it takes to date an honest, good-natured person].
You judge people who are interested in you by things like financial status and popularity, rather than character and personality.
You think I give a damn if you're offended.
You're tough and loud-mouthed mainly on the internet.
You constantly look for hobbies, trends, etc that aren't currently popular, but you're sure will be at some point, and get into whatever it is just so you can act like you've been into it waaaaay before all these "mainstream" people.
You alienate and deliberately act like an ass to all your friends then complain that they never invite you out.
You think practicing safe-sex is mainly your partner's responsibility.
You wallow in depression, cynicism, and angst and make no real effort to fix your life, then tell people about your supposed "insanity" or "manic depression" as if you're the victim or use whatever conditions you have or think you have to get attention and/or to try and establish an identity.
Crying works better for you than forcefulness, confidence, honesty, personality, and (heh, heh)sexual advances and overtones to have your way.(Basically cuz it shows you can't "take" what you want, you have to whine until people feel guilty enough to let you have your way…just so you'll shut the f-ck up)
You are one of the many idiots who think claiming to be bi-sexual means you have the freedom to date other girls without telling your boyfriend, telling yourself it's "not cheating because it's with a girl".
You are one of the many idiots who has suddenly jumped on the porn and stripper bandwagon, throwing your clothes off because it's suddenly "cool" to do so.(It's one thing to enjoy exhibitionism, another to do it because you have no other way of getting attention)
You make a habit of blaming people you date for not knowing things you know you should've told them, but expected them to "just know".
The end…for now. This list may grow soon, if I think of anything else… >)