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Rabbit

To create a rabbit. Uncle Arthur

Close your fingers
And cross your eyes.
Get ready for a big surprise.
The rain is dry
The night is sunny.
Hold and below
A cottontail bunny!

Oops! This results in a cocktail bunny. Try this spell to get rid of her:

Close your fingers
And cross your eyes.
Get ready for a new surprise.
Bats in the belfry
Pigs in a poke
Lose this bunny
Before I choke.

Still doesn't do the trick. After a recharge of powers, Uncle Arthur tries the following:

Spirits high
Spirits low
Spirit away
This child of woe.
I ask you now
To reverse this hex
That's on this girl
Of such opposite sex.

Another disaster! Six more bunnies are created. A great spell if you want bunnies, not so great if you don't!!

Remove

To remove all practical jokes. Uncle Arthur

Practical jokes
My love appalled
Fly from my body
And lodge in these walls.

Practical jokes
Return to the roost
And give Uncle Arthur
A great big boost.

Spell used to get rid of someone. Samantha

Insector Radimanthus Insectus!!

Restore

To restore an item to original form. In this case, used to put a stone back together. Samantha

Hebisth, herbisth, lightning storm,
Restore this stone to original form.

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Santa

To bring Santa's helpers to you. Samantha

Stars, sun, wind and tide.
In the heavens where you abide.
Before your powers
We do bow.
Bring Santa's helpers
Here and now.

Come Dasher! Come Dancer! Come Prancer and Vixen!
Come Comet! Come Cupid! Come Donner and Blitzen!
To the lawn of the house
Where Santa is stuck.
Be sure if you fly
The antennas you duck.

Skate

To make someone skate well. Endora

No flesh of my flesh
Shall be forlorn.
To the skating world
A star is born.

To spare you from that mortal fate
By the blue cosmos that is above you
You'll find you don't know how to skate.
It's done because I love you.

Snob

To make someone a snob.Endora

Within a moment we shall see
What a snob this clod can be.

Gone the hicks
From dreary Dum-Dum.
Enough is enough,
It's getting humdrum.

Speak

To make someone speak in clichés. Endora

Spirits north and spirits south,
Let my spell control yon mouth.
Let Derwood find to his dismay
That all his words are now clichés.

The reverse: a simple wave of the hand.
To make Darrin act out the clichés.

The spell I renew
You boorish lout.
Your clichés will be few,
But you'll act them out.

The reverse: a simple wave of the hand.

Statue

Also see Transformations
1. To turn Darrin Stephens from a statue into a mortal. Samantha

Witches Council, no belate
Clearly hear me ask I state.
In haste I'll fly to do my task
But release the spell so I may ask.

2. To reconstruct a statue.Maurice

Arise!

Doesn't work. Try again:

The spell of spells
The incantation of incantations
Gaze upon this creature frightening
Rise the mortal who doth quiver
That's an order. Now deliver!

Does not work. Another successful attempt:

Pull yourself together man.

Strength

To strengthen a floor.Dr. Bombay

Webus, warbus, tootle flick
Chore this floor, and do it quick!

Switch

To switch the places of two people. Endora

Sirloins and sapphires
And all things rare.
Take the Derwood from here
And send him back there.

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Time

1. To return a person to his own time. Broom Hilda

Blow the winds and thunder crack.
Your home is a century back.
Nixon be gone and make the switch,
Gone with the wind you little witch.

2. To send a person to a different time.

This trip through time
Will teach you a lesson
In other's affairs
Not to mess in.
Back to Henry the 8th
Go you
The moment you'll meet him
Is the moment you'll rue.

3. This spell sent Darrin back in time. Endora

Backwards, turn backwards
O time in thy flight.
Take this peasant
Away from my sight.
Back to the time
Of Henry the 8th.
Who was long on wives
But short on fate.

This resulted in Darrin being sent to the time of Henry I.

Backwards, turn backwards
O time in thy flight.
Back to the past
With the speed of light.
To Henry's time,
Let's check the date.
And do not pass
Henry number 8.

4. This spell was used to send Serena into the past. Endora

Night into day
And day into night.
Back to the past
With the speed of light.
To Derwood the Bold
To do this spell
I wish you luck
If not, just yell.

5. To transport yourself back in time. Samantha

Time and tide, wind and sea.
Back to Bonano's age go we.
Master builder cursed by fate.
Esmeralda's ancient date.

Transformations

1. To change Darrin from a mule back into a mortal. Maurice

Ah mule, sweet mule
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
But Dubbin must be back
At work tomorrow.

This does not work! Maurice tries the Laying on of Hands:

Oh lowly beast of the fields
Be welcomed unto the folds.
Believe and the gates of your heart
Will open wide and you will walk through.

It still doesn't work, so Maurice chants the spell backwards and the situation is remedied!

2. To change a monkey back into a person. Samantha

A monkey you are,
A monkey you'll be,
In human form
When I count to three.
One...two...three!

A chimp you once were,
A chimp you will be,
Little and hairy,
When I count to three.
One...two...three!

3. To change Darrin into a mouse. Endora

At this hour, the day doth die
Spirits howl and spirits cry.
There is a mortal within this house
When I wave my hands, make him a mouse.

4. To change a person from a monkey back into himself. Endora

Patsy belfry
Pigs in a poke.
Lose that monkey
Before I choke.

5. To get rid of the goose that changed a client into a monkey (hey - it could happen.... you never know!)Endora

Eat a pickle, come quack
Farewell from a dummy.
Enjoyed your stay, but now good day
Oh spell be on the money.

6. To change a monster back to a man.Serena

Monster, monster, of the deep
Look into my eyes and sleep.
And you'll awake at the count of 3.
Warlock Bruce again you'll be.
1...2...3...

7. To turn someone into a mermaid.Bruce

Witch Serena
Far and sweet.
I knew that once again
We'd meet.
And I'd no longer weep and wail
Because my darling has a tail.

8. To turn a statue into a real person.Samantha

Thou of marble
You be carved
For a woman
You are starved.
So back you go
To flesh and sin you
The fairest of them all
Will win you.

Transport

Also see Time 1. To make a person come to you.Samantha

Hummingbird and dragonfly wings
Palm and Burango Springs
Timbuctu and Irish Stew
Where ever you are

2.To send a voice message overseas.Esmeralda

Telephone upon the table
Just as soon as you are able
Send my voice to Sam in Pisa
In the land once ruled by Caesar.

Oops! This results in Esmeralda herself being transported to Italy.

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Vain

To make someone vain. Endora

Vanish all self-control
Now we'll see
Just how vein you mortals
Can be.

Visions
Also see Dream
To make a person see strange things.Samantha

People and things,
Be wild and free.
But only for Mrs. Quigley
To see.

Voice

To change voices back. Uncle Arthur

Screech hoot owls,
Tooth fairy boats.
Voices high tail it
To each other's throats.
Cauldrons bubble and so gin fizz
Restore to each, the voice that's his...and hers.

To make it stay this way:

Voices be nimble,
Voices be quick.
Voices return and this time
Stick, stick, stick!

To unstick hands. Darrin & Samantha were holding hands during the last spell.

Hands be nimble,
Hands be quick.
Prepare yourself
And now unstick!

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Weeping Willow

To help fix and grow a weeping willow tree. Dr. Bombay

Weeping willow, black with blight,
I command with all my might,
That your sap run free and bright,
And with every wayward breeze,
Which within your branches leap,
You will weep and weep and weep.

This results in Samantha weeping whenever there's a breeze.

Spirit wind blow and billow,
Cure that sickly little willow.
Then remove the laugh from Sam,
And kindly take it on the lamb.

Wish/Wishcraft

To make a wish come true. Tabitha
1. A playmate said, "I wish I was a doggie." Tabitha responds
I wish so too.

2.
I wish, I wish, I wish I had my very own special Mommy that I don't have to share with anyone.

3. To make a bird talk (wiggle nose after recitation):

I wish you could talk better.

The reverse (wiggle nose after recitation):

Be the way you were before.

4. To bring your father into the room. Adam

I wish Daddy was here.

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Youth

To make Aunt Clara 10 years younger. Samantha
First she conjures a champagne glass of water from the fountain of youth then as she sprinkles Aunt Clara with the water she says:
From the fountain of youth,
This drink I pour,
You're 10 years younger
Than you were before!

Thanks Perry C!

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